- Quarter Pounder With Ease
Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
- It's What's Inside That Counts
Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
- Dignity for the Dead
Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
- Hot Cross Fun
Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
- Master Surgeon
As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
- Careful Spender
Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
- Bitter Irony
Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
- Let Them Burn
Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
- The Big Hunt
Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
- Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer
[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
- Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!
Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
- Single-Load Doom Bombardier
Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
- Day-trip
Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
- Long weekend
Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
- Serious vacation
Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
- Moved to Paris!
Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Multi-pass
Transit - Pick up the door key
- Fork Lift Operator
Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
- Truck Driver
Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
- Crane Operator
Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
- Shipping Magnate
Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- 777
Win Fuel on the first try
- Ex-scientist
Collect all the bile without a contamination
- Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado
Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
- Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever
Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
- Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator
Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
- Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer
Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Claw Machine Master
Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
- Cave of Wonder
Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty
- Cavern of Pain
Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty
- Grotto of Terror
Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty
- Hollow of Horror
Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty
- Gone clubbing
Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty
- Rack 'em up
Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty
- Burned out
Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty
- Hangover from Hell
Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty
- Cattle Class
Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
- Economy Comfort
Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
- Business Class
Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty
- First Class
Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Peasant
Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
- Squire
Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty
- Prince
Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty
- King
Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Home Brewer
Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
- Micro Brewer
Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
- Master Brewer
Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty
- Trappist Monk
Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Brain Fart
Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
- Agnosia
Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
- Amnesia
Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty
- Dementia
Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Death
Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
- King Minos
Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
- Cerberus
Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
- Lucifer
Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Longshoreman
Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
- Gang Crew
Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
- Stevedore
Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
- Wharfinger
Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Astro Buffer Afficiando
Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
- Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever
Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
- Fractional Neutron Activator
Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
- Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer
Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Here is to us
Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
- Attempting Re-entry
Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
- Amusing Death
Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty
- One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind
Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Third Cousins
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
- Second Cousins
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
- First Cousins (Once Removed)
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
- First Cousins
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Highway to Heaven
Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
- Stuck in Limbo
Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
- Demonic Road
Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
- Devil's Co-pilot
Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Snow Cone
Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
- Stay Frosty
Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
- On the Rocks
Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
- Anti Freeze
Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Elephant Gun
Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
- Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?
[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
- Flea Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
- Dog and Pony Show
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
- 3 Ring Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Science Got Done
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
- Still Alive
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
- This is a Triumph
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
- On Top of the Big Top
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Burning up the Midway
Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
- Toasted Jack Frost
[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
- I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Experimentilottacide
Kill 10,000 Specimens.
- Walking in A Winter Horror Land
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
- Silent Night, Evil Night
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
- I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Piece of Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
- Pound Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
- Fruit Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Slight Drip
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
- Burst Pipe
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
- Pressure Failure
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Neighborhood Watch
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
- Private Security
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
- Vigilante
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Floodgate to Hell
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Devil Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
- SWAT
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Daytrip
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
- Gone Camping
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
- Mountaineer
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Ice Cube
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
- Crushed Ice
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
- Iceberg
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Gimme a Plaster!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
- That Bloody Well Hurts!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
- I'm Dying Here!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Park Ranger
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Comet
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Fascist Dietitian
Kill 200 Bloats.
- Not Dead Yet!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Running Late
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
- Missed Connection
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
- Train Wreck
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Departure Gallery
Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
- Departure Lounge
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
- Departure Gate
Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Warehouse Janitor
Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
- Warehouse Forklift Operator
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
- Warehouse Foreman
Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Waste Disposal
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
- Waste Land
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
- Waste of Space
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Pile Up
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Dear Departed
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Warehouse Manager
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Wasted
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Summer of 2009
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
- And Back to School
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Long, Hot Summer
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
- Squirrel King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
- Raccoon King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
- Bear King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
- A Bit Barmy
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
- Gone Mental
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
- Complete Barking
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Tin Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
- Steel Worker
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
- Man of Steel
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Wolf King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Homer's Heroes
Kill 100 Sirens.
- Commit-ed for life
Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Sparkling in the Twilight
Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
- The Scene is Zed
Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
- Carving The Jack O' Lantern
Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
- Diablo Steel Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- The Long War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
- The Hard War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
- The Completely Suicidal War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
- The Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
- Hard Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
- Mad Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Chicken Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
- Cattle Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
- Alligator Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Lab Cleaner
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
- Lab Assistant
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
- Lab Professor
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Boss from Hell
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Social Outburst
Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
- Demon Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Scientist from Hell
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Straight Rush
Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
- I Like To Watch
Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
- Meet Your Maker!
Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
- Experimentimillicide
Kill 1,000 Specimens.
- Lord of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
- Duke of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
- Emperor of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
- Hard Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
- Suicidal Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Demonic King of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Highlander
Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
- Hellish Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Death To The Mad Scientist
Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
- Merry Friggin Christmas
[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
- Ringmaster
Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
- Back to Work
[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
- Too Close For Comfort
Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
- Clearing Clown Alley
Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
- Random Axe of Kindness
Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
- I Am Become Death
Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
- Experimenticenticide
Kill 100 Specimens.
- A Bloody Christmas Carol
Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
- Taking Down the Big Top
Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
- Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood
[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
- Sparring with a Master
Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
- Windjammer Enthusiast
Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
- Eggnog Anyone?
[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
- It's Not Easy Being Greasy
Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
- Trick, not Treat
Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading