- Economy Comfort
Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
- Agnosia
Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
- King Minos
Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
- Dignity for the Dead
Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
- Burning up the Midway
Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
- Fractional Neutron Activator
Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
- Amnesia
Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty
- Business Class
Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty
- And Back to School
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Man of Steel
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Dear Departed
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Wasted
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Wolf King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Hollow of Horror
Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty
- First Class
Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Trappist Monk
Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Private Security
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
- Missed Connection
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
- Departure Lounge
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
- Warehouse Forklift Operator
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
- Raccoon King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
- Diablo Steel Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Piece of Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
- Waste Disposal
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
- Warehouse Janitor
Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
- Departure Gallery
Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
- Running Late
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
- Gimme a Plaster!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
- Neighborhood Watch
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
- Walking in A Winter Horror Land
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
- Peasant
Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
- Gone clubbing
Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty
- Chicken Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
- The Long War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
- Lord of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
- Squirrel King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
- Long, Hot Summer
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
- Demon Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Demonic King of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Commit-ed for life
Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- This is No Ordinary Rabbit!
Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
- Rule The Roost
Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
- Carving The Jack O' Lantern
Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
- Gone Mental
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
- Zed October
Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
- Squire
Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty
- Pile Up
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Floodgate to Hell
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Lucifer
Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Uber Tuber
Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
- Daytrip
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
- Gone Camping
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
- Thin-Ice Pirouette
Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
- Park Ranger
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Mountaineer
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Iceberg
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Crushed Ice
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
- Ice Cube
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
- Most Bang for the Buck
Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
- Single-Load Doom Bombardier
Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
- Suicidal Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Hard Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
- Train Wreck
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Departure Gate
Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Warehouse Foreman
Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Waste of Space
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Bear King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Complete Barking
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Lab Professor
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Toasted Jack Frost
[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
- Dot of Doom
Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
- Hot Cross Fun
Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
- Explosive Personality
As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
- Getting Chunky
Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
- Warehouse Manager
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Cerberus
Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
- Tin Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
- Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator
Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
- Full Charge
Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
- Crane Operator
Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
- Serious vacation
Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
- Moved to Paris!
Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Doctor WHO??
Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
- Totally Metal
Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
- Nitro Boost!
Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
- Multi-pass
Transit - Pick up the door key
- Shipping Magnate
Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Ex-scientist
Collect all the bile without a contamination
- Claw Machine Master
Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
- Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer
Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Mad Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Boss from Hell
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Killer Junior
Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
- I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Comet
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Experimentilottacide
Kill 10,000 Specimens.
- Hellish Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- Cave of Wonder
Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty
- Merry Men
Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
- Stay Frosty
Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
- On the Rocks
Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
- Anti Freeze
Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Third Cousins
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
- Second Cousins
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
- First Cousins (Once Removed)
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
- First Cousins
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind
Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Amusing Death
Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty
- Attempting Re-entry
Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
- Here is to us
Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
- Astro Buffer Afficiando
Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
- Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever
Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
- Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer
Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Fascist Dietitian
Kill 200 Bloats.
- Longshoreman
Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
- Gang Crew
Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
- Stevedore
Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
- Wharfinger
Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- On Top of the Big Top
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
- I Like To Watch
Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
- 3 Ring Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
- Dog and Pony Show
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
- Punk'd
Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
- Flea Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
- Prince
Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty
- King
Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Home Brewer
Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
- Micro Brewer
Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
- Master Brewer
Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty
- Devil's Co-pilot
Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- It's What's Inside That Counts
Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
- Demonic Road
Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
- Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!
Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
- Stuck in Limbo
Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
- Can't Catch Me!
[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
- Highway to Heaven
Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
- Highlander
Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
- Too Close For Comfort
Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
- Rack 'em up
Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty
- Burned out
Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty
- Taking Down the Big Top
Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
- Homer's Heroes
Kill 100 Sirens.
- Random Axe of Kindness
Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
- Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood
[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
- I Am Become Death
Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
- Hangover from Hell
Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty
- Assistant Homicide
Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
- Cavern of Pain
Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty
- Grotto of Terror
Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty
- Dementia
Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty
- Death To The Mad Scientist
Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
- Fending off Mrs. Claws
[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
- Windjammer Enthusiast
Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
- Eggnog Anyone?
[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
- Brain Fart
Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
- Cattle Class
Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
- Quarter Pounder With Ease
Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
- Bloody Yanks
Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
- Seeing Double
Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
- Rich Evil Uncle
Collect all the Treasure Bags
- Hide and go Puke
[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
- Arcade Gamer
[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
- Skull Cracker
Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls
- Oktoberfest Master
Collect all the Beer Steins
- Blinding Big Brother
Destroy all 30 Cameras
- But It's All Red!
Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
- Science Hater
Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
- Self Medicator
In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
- Soul Collector
Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
- All shook up
Destroy all (15) Snow Globes
- The Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
- A Bit Barmy
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
- Sparkling in the Twilight
Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
- The Scene is Zed
Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
- No Time for Love, Dr. Jones
Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington
- Death
Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
- Science Got Done
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
- Meet Your Maker!
Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
- Experimentimillicide
Kill 1,000 Specimens.
- Golden Potato
Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
- Sparring with a Master
Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
- Snow Cone
Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
- Slight Drip
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
- Philanthropist
Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
- Back to Work
[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
- Elephant Gun
Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
- Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
- Clearing Clown Alley
Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
- Single-shot Equalizer
Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
- The Big Hunt
Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
- Experimenticenticide
Kill 100 Specimens.
- A Bloody Christmas Carol
Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
- Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer
[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
- Social Outburst
Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
- Lab Cleaner
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
- Merry Friggin Christmas
[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
- Ringmaster
Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
- Straight Rush
Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
- Small Hands
Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
- Trick, not Treat
Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
- Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?
[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
- It's Not Easy Being Greasy
Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.