Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

303

24

3.8

2,629

1,025 (39%)

2-3h

Game action

• Boosting unavailable

dick nuggets

303

24

10 Feb 14

11 Feb 14

8h 21m

Jazzpunk: Director's Cut Achievements

• Long Distance Charges

  Dial all phone menu options

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

  Explore other guest rooms at the resort

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide

• Polyplegic

  Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Around The World In 80 Puns

  Visit all travel destinations in the world

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Serious Degaussing Skills

  Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

  Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Conversationalist

  Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Insurance Premiums Increase

  Shatter all vases in the shop

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Essence of Pigeon

  Spray 3 people with pheromones

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Verbal Morality Statute

  Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide

• Saliva Surrogate

  Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Bloody Mary On The Rocks

  Serve a bloody mary

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Breaking The Mold

  Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

  11 February 2014 - Add a guide
• A Kissenger For All Seasons

  Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Clean As A Whistle

  Find and utilize a bidet

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide
• But She Can Fly...

  Win a round of pillow fight

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide
• DJ Compact Disc Jockey

  Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Don't Get Involved

  Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide

• Heroine Chic

  Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Hasselhoff In A Pinch

  Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Exume To Consume

  Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Spongiform Encephalopathy

  Consume one brain steeped sandwich

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Data mole

  Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide
• Face Infectors

  Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

  10 February 2014 - Add a guide