Jazzpunk: Director's Cut Achievements Here is the full list of all 24 Jazzpunk: Director's Cut achievements. It takes around 2-3 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc Flag Filter All None 21 Offline Mode 21 Single Player 2 Collectable Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flagsAchievements without any flags (3) What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Exume To ConsumeDiscovered all of the artifacts buried in sand Data moleSmuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level Saliva SurrogateAssist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs Essence of PigeonSpray 3 people with pheromones ConversationalistTalk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes Serious Degaussing SkillsDegauss 4 undercover agents in the park Long Distance ChargesDial all phone menu options Verbal Morality StatuteDial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal Face InfectorsDefeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage Insurance Premiums IncreaseShatter all vases in the shop Spongiform EncephalopathyConsume one brain steeped sandwich Above And Beyond The Spider of DutyCollect all 8 spiders in the restaurant Around The World In 80 PunsVisit all travel destinations in the world Hasselhoff In A PinchRescue the drowning man in the swimming pool Heroine ChicApply lipstick VERY generously to your face Jacques Voyeur: Room ExplorerExplore other guest rooms at the resort Don't Get InvolvedKiss 3 people while wearing lipstick But She Can Fly...Win a round of pillow fight DJ Compact Disc JockeyScratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad A Kissenger For All SeasonsGet kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions Bloody Mary On The RocksServe a bloody mary Breaking The MoldConsume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities Clean As A WhistleFind and utilize a bidet PolyplegicLand awkwardly while diving at the pool