Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

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3.8

2,629

1,025 (39%)

2-3h

Game action

• Boosting unavailable

Sneazy

303

24

13 Jul 14

13 Jul 14

5h 0m

Jazzpunk: Director's Cut Achievements

• Clean As A Whistle

  Find and utilize a bidet

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Heroine Chic

  Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide

• Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

  Explore other guest rooms at the resort

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Hasselhoff In A Pinch

  Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Polyplegic

  Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Exume To Consume

  Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Around The World In 80 Puns

  Visit all travel destinations in the world

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

  Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Verbal Morality Statute

  Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Long Distance Charges

  Dial all phone menu options

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide

• Serious Degaussing Skills

  Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Breaking The Mold

  Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Bloody Mary On The Rocks

  Serve a bloody mary

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• A Kissenger For All Seasons

  Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• But She Can Fly...

  Win a round of pillow fight

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• DJ Compact Disc Jockey

  Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Don't Get Involved

  Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Insurance Premiums Increase

  Shatter all vases in the shop

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide

• Spongiform Encephalopathy

  Consume one brain steeped sandwich

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Data mole

  Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Face Infectors

  Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Saliva Surrogate

  Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Conversationalist

  Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide
• Essence of Pigeon

  Spray 3 people with pheromones

  13 July 2014 - Add a guide