Here is the full list of all 24 Jazzpunk: Director's Cut achievements. It takes around 2-3 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Serve a bloody mary
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Win a round of pillow fight
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Shatter all vases in the shop
Dial all phone menu options
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Find and utilize a bidet