Full list of all 11 I Hate You, Please Suffer - Basic achievements.
Come on, man.
Wandering around a white space forever doesn't seem fun...
Let's pretend the driver is okay.
Whatever, get cursed, idiot.
Buy back a stolen good.
Win against a fellow adventurer. How? I dunno.
You dare reject her twice?
You're kinda late, man.
Too bad this reward's useless in this version of the game, lmao.
Do you think you deserve a happy ending, you piece of garbage?
Dang gramophone ruined a perfectly good cutscene...