Holy Grain Achievements Here is the full list of all 59 Holy Grain achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Your throneGain access to the throne and lead your trained soldiers through the world. Clan warSeize leadership of the outlaw clans and unite them to conquer new territories. Enzlaved GovlinzOnli the govlinz will allou you to dizkover the zekretz behind elfik magik. Magic masteryWith the elfic magic in your hands, and its marcial power beneath you, there's only one thing left to do: save the world. Lord of the gays Royal Adoption No Means NoThis relentless old man just won’t shut up about his grand uprising. You’re just trying to grow some damn carrots in peace. VIP AccessEven though you and the castle lord hate each other, you’re still the life of the party—and that’s your ticket through the gates. Say HelloGood manners cost nothing. Child BuyerThe younger they are, the easier they are to train. It's just good business. Santiago’s White HorseWhat color is Santiago’s white horse? Lone CakeNever trust a lone cake. It might come with... explosive flavours. Jamón RoyaleThere's nothing better than a top-tier ibérico ham. Everything else is just noise. Fuck TollroadsTolls are only paid with one currency: a good ol' fashioned assault with weapons of mass destruction. Grilled PupPork and beef are fine, but you’re here for the exotic cuts of the highest quality. Criminal SympathizerRaiding villages is hard work. Someone’s gotta keep the criminals morale high. Legend SlayerOnce, they were heroes, unbeatable warriors, and fearless leaders. Now? Just ghosts of the past that you’ve proven weak. Clean PlateFood is sacred, even if it looks disgusting. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Little Anomaly The Book FairMissionary librarians work hard to preserve knowledge, and they deserve a day of celebration. Drunk UncleEvery family has an Uncle Paco. Not every family manages to make him quit drinking. Military general by profession, therapist by accident. Infernal CastleOblatio rite facta est. Potestas ignis renascent et cum studio clamat. GluttonyThere’s never enough food. Every free moment is a great time to stuff your face with a turkey. Hit the Road, JackAnd don’t you come back. No more, no more, no more, NO MORE. Jack the KilleJack seemed such a chill guy... until he stabbed you in the face. Merry Christmas!Santa Claus found his way back to the North Pole, saving Christmas once and for all. Death to ChristmasChristmas is for fools who can't handle real life. Santa? Just a decrepit old man clinging to relevance. Time to make way for a new king of winter. Sibling RivalryThe battle for the throne has begun. A vagabond versus a cripple—who will win? Animal RightsAgainst all odds, you convinced an animal abuser to stop hitting his dog (by making him beat his soldiers instead). Animal ShelterNo one loves animals like you do. Humans can rot, but a pup is sacred. The Legend of FatfootIt’s always good to have a spirit in your debt. CowardAll that fighting, just to back out at the last moment. Fatfoot freed Goblin BaptisteryWho wouldn’t love a first-century Goblin Baptistery? VandalHouses exist to be destroyed—taunting you with their well-maintained doors. Real Estate InvestorTrue happiness comes from hoarding enough properties to drive an entire neighborhood into poverty. Nose Job Game End: Canon Game End: Good Game End: Bad Rock to the HeadThat’s what you get for insulting people. Democratically Elected MayorThe life of a hero is exhausting, it’s better to be mayor. Demon EmployeeWho would’ve thought being an employee of Lil Zatan would be so beneficial? Troublemaker StudentYou’re a troublemaker in class, and that’s why you got a warning. Darkhan's LovePoint to where the evil elf touched you on this doll. DEMENTIA!WHAAAAAAAAT??? Nursing HomeGrandma Carmen finally returns to the place where she belongs. Grandma, rest in peace The Crown of BullheadzEveryone knows 2+2 equals 22. Coup d'État Elves are HomophobicIt was clear they weren’t gonna be saints, they had to explode somewhere. Chillin' with Darkhan The PriestThe Goddess's cult feels very promising. Poor Piece of CrapYou’re so broke, a thief gave you money? Squidward of the ForestA forest fairy that speaks Spanish? Now that’s a fantasy. Goblin BrotherzWherever dere be Bootz, Zokz muzt be too! Goblin Self-LoveDaz right, Zokz! Ya worth way more zan dat elfy b*tch! Child SaleThat kidnapped brat had to be useful for something. Political PartyThe corruption (of others) is over; it's time to build a true political project (for personal enrichment).