Here is the full list of all 26 Goblin Rules Football achievements.
Learn the game of Goblin Rules Football by completing the tutorial
You won a singleplayer game! Wow!!!
You lost a singleplayer game to a poorly coded AI. Don't worry, you're future still looks bright!
You took your game to the mean streets of 1v1 goblin rules football
Playing with friends? Randos? Doesn't matter. You're a 3 person squad squad now. Time to ride or die in your first 3v3 match.
Losing a game by getting mercy ruled is embarrassing. But, hey, I have good news. It could always happen again
You SMASHED your opponent on the field of Goblin Rules Football until the mercy rule saved them from further embarrassment
Ouch! Running into rocks, logs, and the other detritus littering the field is a bad idea. Avoid at all costs!
You rumbled, tumbled, and nearly fumbled your way to the endzone and TOUCHED THE BALL DOWN to score your first touchdown! Wow!
10 wins? In a row??? Oh, not in a row. Oh well. Still impressive? Maybe?
10 loses. Who do you think you are? The Chicago Bears? (please don't get mad at me Bears fans)
100 wins. #wow #whoa
After 100 loses, don't you think it's time to retire? (Please don't actually stop playing my game)
1,000 wins. Who thought You'd ever do it? not me. I can't believe anyone has played this game that long. What are you even getting out of it at this point?
Your perseverance is admirable. Your skill is not.
Congratulations on making your kick after attempt! Your reward? 2 points instead of 1 just because of how special I think you are.
10 made kicks. Maybe try from a harder spot next time?
Sorry, 100 KICKS made, not KECS. Stupid horse...
1,000 kicks made. 2,000 points scored just from kicks. It's no Adam Vinatieri, but at least you tried.
10 Touchdowns. Scion tC. 100 MPH. It all makes sense now.
100 touchdowns scored. Pretty good. Solid Production. Jerry Rice scored 208, though, so maybe put in a little more effort?
After a thousand touchdowns, aren't your legs a little tired?
A friendly YEEHAW to you too, good sir or madam or whatever honorific you go by
100 yeehaws while on my smoke break? How often am I smoking these?
After 1,000 yeehaws, have you ever bothered to ask WHY I have to smoke outside like this? Hmm? I guess I'm just a second class citizen that looks cute as hell in this little cowboy outfit.
BLOCKED! Block a kick to send it right back in their face!