The Goat MMO Simulator Title update for Goat Simulator has 24 achievements.
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.