Here is the full list of all 70 Get Off My Lawn! achievements.
Miss 8 times in a row
Don't fire once
Use a head start
Reach level 20
Use all utilities once
Use a last stand
Collect 2500 orbs in a single game
Reach level 15
Kill 7 enemies during a single cane time
Kill 5 enemies during a single cane time
Kill 10 enemies on the last lawn square
Kill 3 enemies during a single cane time
Get a score of 20000
Reach level 10
Collect 1000 orbs in a single game
Kill 50 dodgers with the musket
Upgrade your ray gun fully
Upgrade all guns to max level
Upgrade all guns to level 3
Get all 3 guns
Upgrade your house fully
Upgrade your musket fully
Upgrade your shotgun fully
Spend 50,000 orbs
Spend 10,000 orbs
Spend 1000 orbs
View the credits
Get a score of 5000
Kill 100 grunts with the musket
Reach level 5
Get a score of 1000
Collect 100 orbs in a single game
Kill your first alien
Get a 10x multiplier
Kill 1000 grunts with the musket
Kill 10,000 grunts with the musket
Kill 100 grunts with the shotgun
Kill 1000 grunts with the shotgun
Kill 10,000 grunts with the shotgun
Kill 50 grunts with the ray gun
Kill 500 grunts with the ray gun
Kill 5000 grunts with the ray gun
Kill 500 dodgers with the musket
Kill 5000 dodgers with the musket
Kill 50 dodgers with the shotgun
Kill 500 dodgers with the shotgun
Kill 5000 dodgers with the shotgun
Kill 25 dodgers with the ray gun
Kill 250 dodgers with the ray gun
Kill 2000 dodgers with the ray gun
Kill 50 behemoths with the musket
Kill 500 behemoths with the musket
Kill 5000 behemoths with the musket
Kill 50 behemoths with the shotgun
Kill 500 behemoths with the shotgun
Kill 5000 behemoths with the shotgun
Kill 25 behemoths with the ray gun
Kill 250 behemoths with the ray gun
Kill 2500 behemoths with the ray gun
Kill 25 tanks with the musket
Kill 250 tanks with the musket
Kill 2500 tanks with the musket
Kill 25 tanks with the shotgun
Kill 250 tanks with the shotgun
Kill 2500 tanks with the shotgun
Kill 10 tanks with the ray gun
Kill 100 tanks with the ray gun
Kill 1000 tanks with the ray gun
Kill 100 enemies on the last lawn square
Kill 1000 enemies on the last lawn square