- Legend
Get a score of 20000
- Enough to neccessitate a gun rack
Get all 3 guns
- It never hurts to ask for help
Use all utilities once
- Should have stayed on the ship
Kill your first alien
- Baby steps
Reach level 5
- Welcome to Earth
Reach level 10
- Extraterrestrials, go home
Reach level 15
- War of the Lawn
Reach level 20
- Collector
Collect 100 orbs in a single game
- Hoarder
Collect 1000 orbs in a single game
- More orbs than your house has room for
Collect 2500 orbs in a single game
- Kilary Clinton
Get a 10x multiplier
- Bring it on
Upgrade your house fully
- King of Old School
Upgrade your musket fully
- Come get some
Upgrade your shotgun fully
- Do I smell BBQ?
Upgrade your ray gun fully
- Packing some serious heat
Upgrade all guns to level 3
- Packing some serious meat
Upgrade all guns to max level
- 1, 2, skip a few, 99, 100
Use a head start
- We come in peace
Don't fire once
- Last ditch effort
Use a last stand
- Thanks :)
View the credits
- Firing Blanks
Miss 8 times in a row
- There is no spoon
Kill 3 enemies during a single cane time
- Welcome to the real world
Kill 5 enemies during a single cane time
- You are the one
Kill 7 enemies during a single cane time
- Micro Achievement
Make a purchase with real money
- Grunt Shooter Level 1
Kill 100 grunts with the musket
- Grunt Shooter Level 2
Kill 1000 grunts with the musket
- Grunt Shooter Level 3
Kill 10,000 grunts with the musket
- Grunt Blaster Level 1
Kill 100 grunts with the shotgun
- Grunt Blaster Level 2
Kill 1000 grunts with the shotgun
- Grunt Blaster Level 3
Kill 10,000 grunts with the shotgun
- Grunt Zapper Level 1
Kill 50 grunts with the ray gun
- Grunt Zapper Level 2
Kill 500 grunts with the ray gun
- Grunt Zapper Level 3
Kill 5000 grunts with the ray gun
- Dodger Shooter Level 1
Kill 50 dodgers with the musket
- Dodger Shooter Level 2
Kill 500 dodgers with the musket
- Dodger Shooter Level 3
Kill 5000 dodgers with the musket
- Dodger Blaster Level 1
Kill 50 dodgers with the shotgun
- Dodger Blaster Level 2
Kill 500 dodgers with the shotgun
- Dodger Blaster Level 3
Kill 5000 dodgers with the shotgun
- Dodger Zapper Level 1
Kill 25 dodgers with the ray gun
- Dodger Zapper Level 2
Kill 250 dodgers with the ray gun
- Dodger Zapper Level 3
Kill 2000 dodgers with the ray gun
- Behemoth Shooter Level 1
Kill 50 behemoths with the musket
- Behemoth Shooter Level 2
Kill 500 behemoths with the musket
- Behemoth Shooter Level 3
Kill 5000 behemoths with the musket
- Behemoth Blaster Level 1
Kill 50 behemoths with the shotgun
- Behemoth Blaster Level 2
Kill 500 behemoths with the shotgun
- Behemoth Blaster Level 3
Kill 5000 behemoths with the shotgun
- Behemoth Zapper Level 1
Kill 25 behemoths with the ray gun
- Behemoth Zapper Level 2
Kill 250 behemoths with the ray gun
- Behemoth Zapper Level 3
Kill 2500 behemoths with the ray gun
- Tank Shooter Level 1
Kill 25 tanks with the musket
- Tank Shooter Level 2
Kill 250 tanks with the musket
- Tank Shooter Level 3
Kill 2500 tanks with the musket
- Tank Blaster Level 1
Kill 25 tanks with the shotgun
- Tank Blaster Level 2
Kill 250 tanks with the shotgun
- Tank Blaster Level 3
Kill 2500 tanks with the shotgun
- Tank Zapper Level 1
Kill 10 tanks with the ray gun
- Tank Zapper Level 2
Kill 100 tanks with the ray gun
- Tank Zapper Level 3
Kill 1000 tanks with the ray gun
- Hey big spender
Spend 1000 orbs
- Dig this blender
Spend 10,000 orbs
- Rainbow suspenders
Spend 50,000 orbs
- Yeah, a little too close
Kill 10 enemies on the last lawn square
- Keep your enemies closer
Kill 100 enemies on the last lawn square
- Now you're just playing with fire
Kill 1000 enemies on the last lawn square