Here is the full list of all 17 Freebooter of SPLORR!! achievements.
Die once.
Soil yer trousers once.
Win once, at any difficulty level.
It isn't a good idea to flash a wyvern, which you decided to find out the hard way.
You realized the doglike nature of the werewolf, and figured that if you flung poo, it would HAVE to go and sniff it.
Some of the denizens of the dungeon are just out looking for love. Apparently, you've given off a signal. Was it intentional? Are you being coy? Who knows? Heartbreaker!
Remember to enjoy yer alcoholic beverage responsibly!
When life gives you a door, to through the door. When life gives you a wall. Go through the wall.
When you smash down four walls within a single game.
For the first time you are killed by a werewolf. Next time try flinging poo.
For the first time you are killed by a wyvern.
For the first time you are killed by a brain tentacle.
For the first time you are killed by an imp.
For the first time you are killed by a troglodyte.
For the first time you are killed by a bully minion. Next time, try giving them pr0n.
For the first time you are killed by an evil bad. Seriously, its the weakest enemy in the game, so you were either extremely unlucky, or you just suck.
For the first time you are killed by an evil minion. Next time, try to give them pr0n.