Here is the full list of all 99 Fist Puncher achievements.
Complete any level with De Capitan.
Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
Complete any level with Dr. Karate.
Complete any level with the Beekeeper.
Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
Complete any level with Kid Justice.
Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.
Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.
Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
Complete any level with O'Grady.
Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.
Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
Complete any level with Preston Endicott.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
Collect 100 unique items.
Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.
You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
Defeat any level using Zotmeister.
Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.
Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.