Here is the full list of all 99 Fist Puncher achievements.
Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
Collect 100 unique items.
Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.
Defeat any level using Zotmeister.
Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.
Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.
Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.
Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
Complete any level with Kid Justice.
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.
Complete any level with De Capitan.
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.
Complete any level with Preston Endicott.
Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers
It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
Complete any level with O'Grady.
Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
Complete any level with the Beekeeper.
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
Complete any level with Dr. Karate.
Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.