Everything is Mayo Achievements Here is the full list of all 13 Everything is Mayo achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Time WasterWasting your life away by having over an hour in this game Lost?Collect all the items and read every sign Definition of InsanityFinish the game 3 times MayoLose to final boss AddictionCollect all the cans of sparkling water Efficiency Is The AnswerBeat the game in 15 minutes or less CompletionistFind every object, kill every enemy, read every sign DistractedRead a Sign ConfusedRead Every Sign Punch FightHave a punch fight with Jordan Why?Gain one level New Mayo LordDefeat the lord of mayo Live To HoardCollect all available items