- Phallic Gun
Why would you put it THERE? [Mecha Dress Up Game]
- To Smithereens
Aw, oops. Wrong button... [Mecha Dress Up Game]
- Foe Bouncer
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies. [Adventure Story]
- Clouds Disappear
Collapse a cloud by standing on it. [Adventure Story]
- The Credits
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links. [Adventure Story]
- Newbie Warrior
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo. [Adventure Story]
- Newbie Mage
Cast a spell for the first time. [Adventure Story]
- Cat Go Splat
Explode a kitten's head for no reason. [The Kitten Game]
- TV Boy Smashed
Master the guitar. [Brawl Royale]
- Natalie Disarmed
Send her back to the kitchen. [Brawl Royale]
- Mecha Malfunction
Fatal security flaw discovered. [Brawl Royale]
- Lazarus Gibbed
You call that a gun? This is a gun... [Brawl Royale]
- Cobalt Mage Kill
Not enough wololo. [Brawl Royale]
- Midori Pummeled
Farukon Paaaaanssh! [Brawl Royale]
- Crimson Mage Dead
That's not even a real sword. [Brawl Royale]
- Pyramid Flattened
Go back to your cave, beast. [Brawl Royale]
- NoLegs No More
Silly cat, get off my lawn! [Brawl Royale]
- Silver Badge
Get A or S ranks in 10 or more levels. [Bullet Heaven]
- Bronze Badge
Get A or S ranks in 5 or more levels. [Bullet Heaven]
- Stray Bullets
Get killed with no enemies on screen. [Bullet Heaven]
- Sniper
Kill 1,000 enemies in total. [Bullet Heaven]
- Plasma Swords
Play 5 levels as Matt. [Bullet Heaven]
- Big Boom
Use a bomb for the first time. [Bullet Heaven]
- Shooter
Kill 300 enemies in total. [Bullet Heaven]
- Masochist
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting. [Brawl Royale]
- Wrong Target
Kill an innocent creature and lose points. [The Kitten Game]
- Nice Holiday
Dunk the same cat underwater 5 times. [The Kitten Game]
- Clicker Game
Break 500 bricks in one sitting. [The Kitten Game]
- I Hate Fish
Kill 5 fish in one level. [The Kitten Game]
- Double Die
Kill a ghost dead. [The Kitten Game]
- Hyper Focused
Pop 4 balloons and also beat the level. [The Kitten Game]
- Hundreds Must Die
Beat every level in the game. [The Kitten Game]
- Olympian
Get a gold trophy in every level. [The Kitten Game]
- Badly Drawn Cats
Browse through the concept art gallery. [The Kitten Game]
- Chaos
Summon calamity upon this earth. [Epic Battle Fantasy]
- Epic Fail
Get a Game Over. [Epic Battle Fantasy]
- Owned
Get hit for 10,000+ damage. [Epic Battle Fantasy]
- Terrorist
Buy lots of bombs. [Epic Battle Fantasy]
- I Like Swords
Try out every sword in one game. [Epic Battle Fantasy]
- Pervert
Keep clicking those boobs. [Epic Battle Fantasy]
- Knight
Beat the game on Hard difficulty or higher. [Epic Battle Fantasy]
- Hero
Beat the game on Epic difficulty. [Epic Battle Fantasy]
- Kitten Kart
Destroy the cats' mobile fortress. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Guardian
Smash up an elite sentry. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Giga Golem
Master the elements. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Sand Worm
Eat worms for breakfast. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Zombie Hydra
Keep killing it until it dies. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Valkyrie
Defeat the final boss and save the world. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Overkill
Do more than 99999 damage with one hit. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Sword Master
Try out all 11 swords in one game. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Beast Master
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Invincible
Matt survives with 1HP left. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Noob
Get killed by a summon. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Minigamer 1
Get 5,000 points in part one. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Minigamer 2
Get 6,000 points in part two. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Minigamer 3
Get 10,000 points in survival. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Battle Cat
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Oblivion
Washed away by waves of fire. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Middle Tier
Beat the game on Normal difficulty or higher. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Leet Tier
Beat the game on Hard difficulty or higher. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- God Tier
Beat the game on Epic difficulty. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Max Radiation
The Ion Cannon fires for the first time. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Big Promotion
Get 30 of the in-game medals. [Cat Cafe]
- Early Retirement
Get 36 of the in-game medals. [Cat Cafe]
- Diamond Badge
Get A or S ranks in all 25 levels. [Bullet Heaven]
- Mass Murderer
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival. [Bullet Heaven]
- Bullet Master
Complete all bonus levels. [Bullet Heaven]
- Epic Battle Fantasies
Play every main game at least once. [Epic Battle Fantasy Collection]
- Foe Splitter
Use a fully-upgraded Cleaver Limit Break. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Stabby Natty
Do over 35,000 damage with a staff bonk. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Earthquake
Slam foes with an earth-shaking skill. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Obliteration
Defeat any boss in one turn. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Bad Flu
A poisonous plague spreads among foes. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Special Strike
Launch a powerful new missile weapon. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]
- Talented Thief
Steal a rare item from an enemy. [Epic Battle Fantasy 2]