Here is the full list of all 34 Elevator... to the Moon! achievements.
Collect all eight compact cassette tapes.
Do not Pull
Finish Episode 3
Extinguish VIDAs virtual cigarette.
Finish Episode 2
VIDA takes away your certificate.
Destroy all four 'Vote-for-Roccmeier' signs.
NYou have one life-line
Finish Episode 1
Weld all six spots.
Knock down five protest signs in one run.
Burn three items.
My Eyes, it BURNS!
You have a pen... you have an apple...
Witness both endings.
The party never stops
Use ten hints, dum dum.
Create five trash cubes.
Seek and destroy Hefti-Boy in each episode.
Everybody get up!
Speedrun Episode 4 and beat our secret developers best!
He wants his revenge. Let him have it
"A cookie? I hate space cookies!"
Shoot down the last satellite.
Finish Episode 4
Speedrun Episode 3 and beat our secret developers best!
Eat and drink everything you can find in the elevator.
You don't know when to quit... or cheat.
"I underestimated you Pilot"
Use champagne to kill the wifi router.
Speedrun Episode 2 and beat our secret developers best!
Hit five bats with a base-ball-bat.
Speedrun Episode 1 and beat our secret developers best!
Roccmeier ordered a well done steak.