Here is the full list of all 34 Elevator... to the Moon! achievements.
Burn three items.
My Eyes, it BURNS!
You have a pen... you have an apple...
Witness both endings.
The party never stops
Do not Pull
Use ten hints, dum dum.
Create five trash cubes.
Seek and destroy Hefti-Boy in each episode.
Collect all eight compact cassette tapes.
NYou have one life-line
Everybody get up!
Speedrun Episode 4 and beat our secret developers best!
He wants his revenge. Let him have it
"A cookie? I hate space cookies!"
Shoot down the last satellite.
Finish Episode 4
Finish Episode 3
Finish Episode 2
Speedrun Episode 3 and beat our secret developers best!
Extinguish VIDAs virtual cigarette.
Eat and drink everything you can find in the elevator.
VIDA takes away your certificate.
You don't know when to quit... or cheat.
Finish Episode 1
"I underestimated you Pilot"
Destroy all four 'Vote-for-Roccmeier' signs.
Use champagne to kill the wifi router.
Speedrun Episode 2 and beat our secret developers best!
Knock down five protest signs in one run.
Hit five bats with a base-ball-bat.
Weld all six spots.
Speedrun Episode 1 and beat our secret developers best!
Roccmeier ordered a well done steak.