Here is the full list of all 34 Elevator... to the Moon! achievements.
Do not Pull
Finish Episode 3
Finish Episode 2
Burn three items.
"I underestimated you Pilot"
Finish Episode 1
Knock down five protest signs in one run.
My Eyes, it BURNS!
You have a pen... you have an apple...
Witness both endings.
The party never stops
Use ten hints, dum dum.
Create five trash cubes.
Seek and destroy Hefti-Boy in each episode.
Collect all eight compact cassette tapes.
NYou have one life-line
Everybody get up!
Speedrun Episode 4 and beat our secret developers best!
He wants his revenge. Let him have it
"A cookie? I hate space cookies!"
Shoot down the last satellite.
Finish Episode 4
Speedrun Episode 3 and beat our secret developers best!
Extinguish VIDAs virtual cigarette.
Eat and drink everything you can find in the elevator.
VIDA takes away your certificate.
You don't know when to quit... or cheat.
Destroy all four 'Vote-for-Roccmeier' signs.
Use champagne to kill the wifi router.
Speedrun Episode 2 and beat our secret developers best!
Hit five bats with a base-ball-bat.
Weld all six spots.
Speedrun Episode 1 and beat our secret developers best!
Roccmeier ordered a well done steak.