Here is the full list of all 34 Elevator... to the Moon! achievements.
Finish Episode 2
Create five trash cubes.
"I underestimated you Pilot"
You don't know when to quit... or cheat.
NYou have one life-line
Finish Episode 1
Speedrun Episode 1 and beat our secret developers best!
Weld all six spots.
Knock down five protest signs in one run.
Burn three items.
My Eyes, it BURNS!
You have a pen... you have an apple...
Witness both endings.
The party never stops
Do not Pull
Use ten hints, dum dum.
Seek and destroy Hefti-Boy in each episode.
Collect all eight compact cassette tapes.
Everybody get up!
Speedrun Episode 4 and beat our secret developers best!
He wants his revenge. Let him have it
"A cookie? I hate space cookies!"
Shoot down the last satellite.
Finish Episode 4
Finish Episode 3
Speedrun Episode 3 and beat our secret developers best!
Extinguish VIDAs virtual cigarette.
Eat and drink everything you can find in the elevator.
VIDA takes away your certificate.
Destroy all four 'Vote-for-Roccmeier' signs.
Use champagne to kill the wifi router.
Speedrun Episode 2 and beat our secret developers best!
Hit five bats with a base-ball-bat.
Roccmeier ordered a well done steak.