- Abject Failure
Earned for getting ZERO points.
- Perfection
Earned for getting a Perfect Bonus.
- Annihilation
Earned for getting 100% Destruction.
- Utter Perfection
Earned for getting Perfect & 100% Destruction.
- Quickie
Earned for finishing in under 15 seconds.
- Zaptastic
Earned for earning 5,000 points in Zappo Raiders.
- ULTRA ZAP!
Earned for earning 10,000 points in Zappo Raiders.
- Goal In The Net
Earned for earning 100 points in the Net Game.
- Combo Plate
Earned for getting a 20 Combo.
- Super Combo Platter
Earned for getting a 100 Combo.
- Family-Size Combo
Earned for getting a 500 Combo.
- Variety Pack
Earned for beating one of everything.
- Lunatic Addict
Earned for reaching 1 hour of playtime.
- Obsessive-Compulsive
Earned for reaching 10 hours of playtime.
- Long Walk
Earned for walking a mile in Bouapha's shoes.
- Worn Out Moccassins
Earned for traveling over 100 miles on foot.
- Over The Bounding Main
Earned for rafting over one mile.
- Road Trip
Earned for driving and carting over five miles.
- Worlds Apart
Earned for buying all Worlds.
- Frozen With Fury
Earned for buying all Frozen Yogurts.
- Smart Shopper
Earned for buying all Major Awards.
- Massive Cheater
Earned for buying all Cheats.
- Two Thumbs Up
Earned for seeing all Movies.
- Privacy Violation
Earned for opening every locker.
- Shop Til You Drop
Earned for emptying out the entire mall.
- Dig Man Fever
Earned for getting 500,000 points on Dig Man IV.
- Cave Crasher
Earned for getting 75,000 points on Cave Zoomer.
- Locker Knocker
Earned for opening a certain locker.
- Spider Squish
Earned for beating Matilda.
- Supreme Spider Squish
Earned for beating Matilda-X.
- Thingamajig
Earned for beating The Thing.
- Himalayan Hijinks
Earned for beating Sven & Bjorn.
- Desert Duel
Earned for beating Sphinxter.
- Monkeyshines
Earned for beating Kongor.
- Treehouse Of Terror
Earned for beating The Countess.
- Mad Scientist
Earned for beating Dr. Lunatic.
- Crab Legs For All!
Earned for beating Crabby Patty.
- Crossing The Streams
Earned for beating Dozer.
- Robot Rampage
Earned for beating the Loonybot 5000.
- French Toast
Earned for beating King Cone.
- Unhappy Stick
Earned for beating Happy Stick Man 10 times.
- Self-Destruction
Earned for beating 10 Evil Clones.
- Sucks, Don't It?
Earned for beating the Dust Devil.
- D.U.I.
Earned for running over 100 monsters.
- Monster Slayer
Earned for beating 1,000 monsters.
- Mega Monster Slayer
Earned for beating 10,000 monsters.
- Ultra Monster Slayer
Earned for beating 50,000 monsters.
- Ultimate Supreme Slayer
Earned for beating 100,000 monsters (wow!).
- Buddy System
Earned for beating a level with an alternate character.
- Shroom Of Doom
Earned for beating a level as Shtupid Shroom.
- Bullet Time
Earned for beating a monster while time is stopped.
- Molten Irony
Earned for beating a fiery monster with the Toaster.
- Bitterly Cold Irony
Earned for beating an icy monster while it's frozen.
- Vampire Slayer
Earned for beating 200 of all Vampire types combined.
- Mmm, Garlic Stake
Earned for spearing a Vampire while Garlic'd.
- Deep Blue Shield
Earned for falling in water with an Energy Barrier on.
- Huge Moron
Earned for winning "Who Doesn't Want To Be A Moron?".
- Lock Around The Clock
Earned for opening a certain locker.
- Blue In The Face
Earned for holding your breath for an hour.
- Passing On The Right
Earned for passing 25 levels.
- Passing Grade
Earned for passing 100 levels.
- Hail Mary Pass!
Earned for passing 1,000 levels.
- One Hundred Club
Earned for getting 100% on a world.
- 100 Club Treasurer
Earned for getting 100% on 10 worlds.
- 100 Club President
Earned for getting 100% on 50 worlds.
- Supreme Completion!
Earned for getting 100% on all worlds.
- Door Prize
Earned for opening a certain locker.
- Other Door Prize
Earned for opening a different locker.
- Secret Service
Earned for entering a secret level.
- Zorkin' Around
Earned for completing the Super Secret Surprise.
- Lotta Loonykeys
Earned for getting 10 Keys Of Lunacy.
- Key To Success
Earned for collecting 100 keys of any color.
- Knock Knock
Earned for opening 100 doors.
- Caught 'Em All!
Earned for getting all 4 keychains.
- The Man With 500 Brains
Earned for collecting 500 brains.
- BRRAAAIINNSS!
Earned for collecting 5,000 brains.
- Candelabra
Earned for collecting 500 candles.
- CAAANNNDDLLES!
Earned for collecting 5,000 candles.
- Heads & Tails
Earned for collecting 20 coins in a level.
- Bouapha Rockefeller
Earned for earning 10,000 coins total.
- King Midas
Earned for earning 100,000 coins total.
- Penny Pincher
Earned for holding 25,000 coins in hand.
- Pig Out
Earned for eating 50,000 calories.
- Scan-O-Rama
Earned for scanning every monster.
- Petting Zoo Peril
Earned for surviving the Petting Zoo.
- Cruisin'
Earned for masterful driving skills at the Mall.
- World Peace
Earned for solving world hunger.
- Lawnmower
Earned for chopping 100 grasses.
- Burst Their Bubble
Earned for beating something with bubbles.
- Hammer Time
Earned for throwing 5,000 hammers.
- Half Past Hammer Time
Earned for throwing 50,000 hammers.
- Raging Rage
Earned for raging 50 times.
- Ragingly Raging Rage
Earned for raging 500 times.
- Thrash Rock
Earned for smashing a Roly Poly to bits.
- Trigger Happy
Earned for firing 5,000 special weapons.
- Trigger Ecstatic
Earned for firing 50,000 special weapons.
- Keep Trying
Earned for dying 100 times.
- GOOOOAAALLLL!!
Earned for getting the other 99 goals.