Here is the full list of all 35 Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 achievements.
Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.
As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
People who don't fit in are expelled.
The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.
A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.
You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.
No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.
The real crime would be not testifying.
That's quite a bit of money
There's a reason they're called investigative articles.
Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.
There are people who only know how to be contrarian.
Have you tried to reboot the universe?
Celebrities' calls can be soporific.
You have to know how to eat a little of everything.
You didn't have to show the artist.
Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.
Every outcome requires a catalyst.
Abracadabra, call and speak!
Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.
The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.
These relics hold stories from the past.
Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.
Filk the music, help your folks!
The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.
This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.
The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.
Where two can chat, three can chat.
The gizmograph is man's best friend.
If you keep working like this, you might collapse.
It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.
Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.
Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.
That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.