Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 Achievements Here is the full list of all 35 Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply ZoomorphicThe Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals. PolymorphicThe Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates. XenomorphicThe Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe. MetamorphosisThis MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential. XenolinguisticTaking notes on the primates' behavior is essential. Big CrunchIf you keep working like this, you might collapse. Work PrincipleNo time to monkey around when there's work to be done. Cosmic InflationYour profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely. QuantumThat's quite a bit of money Hive MindYou can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market. Chain ReactionThere ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts. Theory of EverythingYou have to know how to eat a little of everything. 1 guideThe Law of RoboticsThanks for being honest with dyslexic androids. Kessler's SyndromeIt takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk. NeodogThe gizmograph is man's best friend. NeutronYour capacity for independent thinking needs to improve. ProtonYour capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately. ElectronYour capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade. ParticleThe omega particle awaits those who follow the rules. Anti-particleThere are people who only know how to be contrarian. Missing LinkPeople who don't fit in are expelled. Escape PodWithout a plan B, this could have ended very badly. Magic NumberAbracadabra, call and speak! ConvergenceWhere two can chat, three can chat. Star PersonCelebrities' calls can be soporific. Band-limited ChannelFilk the music, help your folks! Fabric of SpacetimeAs in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit. NewspadThere's a reason they're called investigative articles. Holistic InvestigationThe real crime would be not testifying. MadtrixHave you tried to reboot the universe? Futuristic ManifestoYou didn't have to show the artist. Big BangEvery outcome requires a catalyst. 1 guideChrononautThese relics hold stories from the past. Brown DwarfThat waffly is going to eat me out of house and home. Infinite ImprobabilityA good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.