Desktop Mark Achievements

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Base Game (Excludes DLC)

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• Golden Everything

  Buy every single Golden item in the shop! Comes with a sweet shop theme.
• 50 Pipes

  Jump Mark through 50 pipes in Flappy Mark! It gets faster over time, can you keep up with them?

• 25 Pipes

  Jump Mark through 25 pipes in Flappy Mark! You'll need some good reflexes for this one.
• 25 Apples

  Eat up 25 apples in the original minigame of Snake.
• 50 Apples

  Eat up 50 apples in the original minigame of Snake. Are you sure Snake's not full yet?
• All-full Snake

  Eat up ALL of the apples in the original minigame of Snake. You know, Snake could use a rest once in a while.
• Escape!

  Find the exit to Mark's Maze once.
• Escape 3 times!

  Find the exit to Mark's maze three times! He just keeps getting lost in there, maybe we should stop sending him in?

• Escape 10 times!

  Find the exit to Mark's maze ten times! The dumb man just keeps getting lost, but luckily you're an expert on escapes.
• Beat up Marcus

  Marcus' crypto scheme must be a sophisticated scam... Don't let your brother get away like that!
• Guess who's back

  Macus recovers and now he's not looking for more money, but for blood.
• Skydiving bounty

  Get M$40 from the falling Mark minigame- the pilot's gonna be pissed.
• Skydiving treasure

  Get M$65 from the falling Mark minigame- You've gotta get some insane luck for this one.
• Nuh-uh

  Put on 'No Hat', 'No Mark', and 'No Sound'.

• Bruh

  Mark isn't very impressed with his joker nose. Put on 'Joker Nose' and 'Unimpressed Mark'.
• Seasonal Item

  Buy any item that's only available in a certain time of year from Merchant Mark.
• Rich

  Have over M$1000 at any single time.
• Highway havoc

  Earn M$25 from a single round of Traffic Mark.
• Are we dead yet?

  Earn M$50 from a single round of Traffic Mark. Get off the bloody road mate.
• Successful Heist

  Steal M$25 from the Bank as Robber Mark... I mean, borrow. You'll give it back eventually, right?

• Plentiful Heist

  Steal M$50 from the Bank as Robber Mark... I mean, borrow. I don't think you'll give it back though.
• Looping treasure

  Earn M$50 from looping around the amazing Mark Loops! Gliding smoothly around Mark is what you do best.
• Looping cash

  Earn M$25 from looping around the amazing Mark Loops!
• Finish Loops

  Complete all of the normal & hazards stages in Mark Loops- It'll be tricky!
• Looping speedrunner

  Earn M$120 from looping around the amazing Mark Loops! That's a perfect run- now the only thing to improve is your time!
• Mark

  Meet Mark.

• Corner hit

  Let Mark hit the corner of your monitor once.
• 2 Corner hits

  Let Mark hit the corner of your monitor twice.
• 5 Corner hits

  Let Mark hit the corner of your monitor five times!
• 20 Corner hits

  Let Mark hit the corner of your monitor twenty times! That must hurt.
• 50 Corner hits

  Mark is getting a bit dizzy after headbutting your screen perfectly 50 times.
• 100 Corner hits

  Mark is really getting tired of headbutting your screen amazingly 100 times.

• 500 Corner hits

  Ouch.

Update

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• Checkmate

  Checkmate the Merchant in a game of chess.
• Hard Checkmate

  Checkmate the Merchant when he's playing at his finest! This is no easy feat.
• William

  *william noises*
• Broke it

  Get over M$30 in the 100% legal, not copyrighted, absolutely unique and original idea of break it!
• Believe in the Magic

  See Mark perform magic for the first time... :eyes:

• 1,000 Corner hits

  dangerously silly! get away!
• 10,000 Corner hits

  nuclear silly! seek immediate shelter from this lad. simply perposterous

Update

Hat Sacrifice

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• Sacred Items

  Was it worth it?
• Endgame

  Why did you do this to yourself?

Update

v1.14

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• Tax return