Full list of all 55 Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse achievements.
The base game contains 54 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 1 achievements.
Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
Fix Grandma's printer.
Get rid of the wasp nest.
Give Hobo Moe a new home.
Sneak into Golden Haze.
Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.
Complete all optional sidequests.
Listen to the Bush's tragic story.
Collect every costume.
Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.
Convince someone that you're God.
Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.
Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.
Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.
Return overdue book to librarian.
Give a condom to a boy in need.
Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.
Get access to your locker.
Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.
Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.
Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.
Gain access to the girl's locker room.
Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.
Find a nightmarish costume.
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.
Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.
Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
Alter your permanent record.
Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
Get arrested.
Forge a signature on the permission slip.
Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.
Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
Complete Chapter 1.
Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.
Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.
Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.
Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.
Learn about 30 different library book titles.
Find every Jesus.
Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
Find Señor Cleanfist.