Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse Achievements Full list of all 55 Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse achievements.The base game contains 54 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 1 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 55 Offline Mode 55 Single Player 21 Main Storyline 5 Collectable 3 Missable 3 Cumulative + 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 892 54 3.3818126 (14%) Participation AwardHere you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it! Not So Permanent After AllAlter your permanent record. Locker BlockerGet access to your locker. HoochaholicDeliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine. Pummeling PuffsTrick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown. Guerilla MarketerPost all of Sawyer's flyers in the school. Rope-A-DopeRetrieve the rope in the school gymnasium. About Damn TimeReturn overdue book to librarian. Ready For RodGet a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza. Printer PalFix Grandma's printer. My GirlGet rid of the wasp nest. Hobo HabitatGive Hobo Moe a new home. Operation Intrude n313Sneak into Golden Haze. Send NudesDeliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie. Juvenile DelinquentGet arrested. Mission PermissionForge a signature on the permission slip. Look Ma, I Can Fly!Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies. Blue Shirted Eye GrabberAcquire the lab technician's eyeball. Mission ImpassableReveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab. Eye For DetailUse the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab. A Long Road AheadComplete Chapter 1. Marriage CounselorHelp the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date. 1 guideDon't Slurp ThatGive a condom to a boy in need. 1 guideChick'n CoopGet credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer. Third WheelReturn the signed prom letter to Crystal. 1 guidePuny ExpressMail out Gertie's scathing letter. Scarred For LifeGive Drug Dealer some scar cream. 1 guideHuff The Magic DragonGive Mark Hufferman a new marker. The World Can WaitComplete all optional sidequests. Creepy Peepy BoyGain access to the girl's locker room. A Bushy TaleListen to the Bush's tragic story. Die Of BoredomStand in one location without moving for 20 minutes. Desperate TimesAsk every person you possibly can out to prom. Project RunwayCollect every costume. Burned By BernieListen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults. Locker StalkerOpen every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school. The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever SeenStare at a bag blowing in the wind. Hurt Me MoreCatch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit. SurvivalistFind both Ted Bear locations in Part 1. Back In My DayListen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories. Your Lemons SuckGet a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink 1 guideEvery Town Has An Elm StreetFind a nightmarish costume. Chill OutLearn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops. Judge A Book By Its CoverLearn about 30 different library book titles. Jeremiah 29:12Convince someone that you're God. Lost ProphetFind every Jesus. Gotta Got 'Em AllInsult every object you can with your "Got 'ems" Get To Know Shark DadHave a conversation with Shark Dad. Speed DemonComplete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving. Blue BraillesDeliver porn to Stevie Shades. Distraction With ActionDistract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight. Distraction With AttractionDistract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love. Freaky FlasherRemain completely nude for at least 10 minutes. PermaPeeperLook at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office. Update v1.09 22 10 1 0.003535 (100%) Coming CleanFind Señor Cleanfist. 1 guide