Here is the full list of all 37 Coffin Dodgers achievements.
Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.
Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!
Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.
Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.
Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.
Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.
Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.
Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.
Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.
You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..
Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.
Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.
Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.
Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.
Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.
Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.
Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.
Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.
Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.
Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.
Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.
Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.
Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.
Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.
Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.
Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.
Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.
Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.
Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.
Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.
Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.
Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.
Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.
Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.
Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.
Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?
Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.