Coffin Dodgers Achievements Here is the full list of all 37 Coffin Dodgers achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply My Kart Is AugmentedBuy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh? We Can Rebuild HimFully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits. Million Dollar GranddadFully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer. GrimAcedWin your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace. During The War...Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster. Death DefierGet gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight. Casting your netWin a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination. Silver SurferTake your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen. Worldly Wise WhizAmass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted. Double, double toil and troubleGet a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club. Batteries not IncludedGet taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter. Thor's DayImpress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday. TechnophobicUse an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently. Feeling Lucky?Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal. Am I Missing An Eyebrow?Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society. Slick Moves Like JaggerSlip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite. Luckily My Shield Will Protect MeSuccessfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self. Gone In Many SecondsBoost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times. He Was A Skater BoyKeyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road. Paperboy The Hard WayRun over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty. Death DeriderGet gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now. Death DespiserGet gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now. Death DefilerGet gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place. Death DeciderGet gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world. Snatch me if you canSnatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to! SweepGet 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly. A Quiet Night InGet the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend. Over the humpWin a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by. A Manic MondayAdd to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday. Tuesday’s childPut your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday. Jason goes to Sunny PinesWin a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can. Disco DrivingCatch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday. No rest for the wickedWhy rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday. Week MindedYou're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week.. Trick or TreatAdd insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year. You Old RomanticWin a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone. Christmas Truce?Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.