Coffin Dodgers achievements
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Coffin Dodgers

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There are 37 Coffin Dodgers achievements worth 738

309 tracked gamers have this game, 34 have completed it (11.00%)

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Coffin Dodgers Achievements

My Kart Is Augmented11

Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?

Unlocked by 235 tracked gamers (76% - TSA Ratio = 1.11)  

We Can Rebuild Him15

Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.

Unlocked by 137 tracked gamers (44% - TSA Ratio = 1.46)  

Million Dollar Granddad22

Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.

Unlocked by 59 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 2.23)  

GrimAced12

Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.

Unlocked by 221 tracked gamers (72% - TSA Ratio = 1.15)  

During The War...11

Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.

Unlocked by 252 tracked gamers (82% - TSA Ratio = 1.08)  

Death Defier18

Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.

Unlocked by 92 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 1.78)  

Casting your net18

Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.

Unlocked by 89 tracked gamers (29% - TSA Ratio = 1.82)  

Silver Surfer18

Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.

Unlocked by 93 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 1.77)  

Worldly Wise Whiz21

Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.

Unlocked by 66 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.11)  

Double, double toil and trouble24

Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.

Unlocked by 52 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.41)  

Batteries not Included14

Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.

Unlocked by 143 tracked gamers (46% - TSA Ratio = 1.43)  

Thor's Day23

Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.

Unlocked by 58 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 2.25)  

Technophobic17

Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.

Unlocked by 106 tracked gamers (34% - TSA Ratio = 1.66)  

Feeling Lucky?17

Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.

Unlocked by 105 tracked gamers (34% - TSA Ratio = 1.67)  

Am I Missing An Eyebrow?17

Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.

Unlocked by 104 tracked gamers (34% - TSA Ratio = 1.68)  

Slick Moves Like Jagger20

Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.

Unlocked by 77 tracked gamers (25% - TSA Ratio = 1.95)  

Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me19

Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.

Unlocked by 81 tracked gamers (26% - TSA Ratio = 1.90)  

Gone In Many Seconds16

Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.

Unlocked by 115 tracked gamers (37% - TSA Ratio = 1.59)  

He Was A Skater Boy23

Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.

Unlocked by 54 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

Paperboy The Hard Way23

Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.

Unlocked by 56 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.30)  

Death Derider21

Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.

Unlocked by 69 tracked gamers (22% - TSA Ratio = 2.06)  

Death Despiser21

Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.

Unlocked by 66 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.11)  

Death Defiler22

Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.

Unlocked by 59 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 2.23)  

Death Decider22

Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.

Unlocked by 63 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  

Snatch me if you can24

Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!

Unlocked by 51 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.43)  

Sweep20

Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.

Unlocked by 71 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 2.03)  

A Quiet Night In24

Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.

Unlocked by 53 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.36)  

Over the hump23

Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.

Unlocked by 55 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

A Manic Monday23

Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.

Unlocked by 55 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.32)  

Tuesday’s child22

Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.

Unlocked by 60 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 2.22)  

Jason goes to Sunny Pines21

Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.

Unlocked by 66 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.11)  

Disco Driving22

Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.

Unlocked by 63 tracked gamers (20% - TSA Ratio = 2.16)  

No rest for the wicked21

Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.

Unlocked by 67 tracked gamers (22% - TSA Ratio = 2.09)  

Week Minded23

You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..

Unlocked by 54 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

Trick or Treat24

Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.

Unlocked by 55 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.38)  

You Old Romantic23

Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.

Unlocked by 56 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.27)  

Christmas Truce?23

Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.

Unlocked by 56 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.27)