Bum Simulator Achievements

• Our Daily Bread

  Consume your first find.
• Skilled Labor

  Learn to work for change.

• I Believe in Change

  Get Bugzy his due.
• Hato Sensei

  Learn about Shuriken Pigeon.
• Bird Culture

  Meet the Pigeon Lady.
• Short Fused

  Deliver Mr. Jello's package.
• Street Cred

  Earn some respect.
• Go East!

  Meet the good doctor.

• Alcohol Alchemy

  Complete the presentation of Fus Doh Beer.
• As unseen on CCTV

  Destroy EvilWay's surveillance equipment.
• U Marks the Spot

  Finish the investigation of the EvilWay secret EvilLab.
• First Try

  Find the Safehouse.
• Twice the Pride, Double The Fall

  Knock a corrupt politician down a peg.
• Organically Sauced

  Prepare Hot Dogs for beachgoers.

• Broteins

  Feed Little Bro.
• Heimlich Maneuver

  Retrieve the EvilWay security key card.
• Clever Use of Gameplay Mechanics

  "Win" the fight on the rooftop.
• Art School Reject

  Get a grade of F when drawing.
• Artiste

  Achieve a grade of A when drawing.
• This is Just a Tribute

  Pay off a bug raid.

• F

  Paid (with) your respects.
• Fine! I'll do it Myself!

  Decide to defend your base.
• Dressed To Kill

  Apply a costume to your pigeon.
• Doversace

  Collect all costumes for your pigeons.
• Mamma Mia

  Try Italian cuisine.
• Ultimate Hunger

  Try American cuisine.

• Long John Bronze

  Support John's business.
• All His Flavors Are Guaranteed To Satisfy

  Support Richard's business.
• Three Weeks

  Die of hunger.
• Three Days

  Die of dehydration.
• Feel the Force Flow Through You

  Get electrocuted.
• Cover More Ground

  Blow up.

• Terminal Velocity

  Fall from too high.
• Vehicular Manslaughter

  Get into a fatal traffic accident.
• Three Minutes

  Drown.
• Obsolete Technology

  Interact with a phone booth.
• Rage Against the Machine

  Obtain a free product from a vending machine.
• Favorite Machine at the Gym

  Buy a drink or snack from a vending machine.

• Most Wanted

  Become a five-star player.
• Reverse Bribe

  Try to get money from the BPD.
• Home Field Advantage

  Defend successfully from a raid.
• Hotel du Parc

  Sleep on a bench for at least 8 hours.
• Every Penny Counts

  Pawn 0.01$ worth of items.
• Beast of Burden

  Fill Carl's inventory.

• You Can Do That!?

  Transport a passenger on Carl.
• Everybody Knows My Name

  Earn 10 respect.
• Bum Corleone

  Earn 50 respect.
• Reach Second Base

  Liberate another base location.
• All Your Base are Belong to Us

  Liberate all base locations.
• For My Cap

  Find a feather.

• Fine Feathers

  Find 10 feathers.
• In High Feather

  Find 25 feathers.
• In Full Feather

  Find all feathers.
• Base Decor

  Collect a blueprint.
• Best Laid Plans

  Collect 10 blueprints.
• Grand Design

  Collect all blueprints.

• Level 2 Crook

  Level up.
• Level 8 Bum

  Attain level 8.
• Level 15 Creep

  Attain level 15.
• Level 30 Boss

  Attain level 30.
• Petty Cash

  Earn 25$.
• Benjamin

  Earn 100$.

• Bumelon Musk

  Earn 500$.
• Target Practice

  Complete one shooting gallery side quest.
• Perfect Aim

  Complete all shooting gallery side quests.
• Rewarding Your Rugged Individualism

  Complete a Richman's side quest.
• Trickle-down Economics

  Complete all Richman's side quests.
• For Science!

  Complete a Dr. East's side quest.

• Summa Bum Laude

  Complete all Dr. East's side quests.
• Jokey's Surprise

  Complete a Mr. Jello's side quest.
• Instrument of Vengeance

  Complete all Mr. Jello's side quests.
• Secret Stash

  Complete a Trixie's side quest.
• She Might Have a Problem

  Complete all Trixie's side quests.
• Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

  Urinate on a puking person.

• Al-chemical Genius

  Smelt aluminum for the first time.
• Cu-rrent Conductor

  Smelt copper for the first time.
• Project Gutenberg

  Create paper for the first time.
• Big Tobacco

  Produce a pack of cigarettes.
• Roasted Greens

  Roast a vegetable or a fruit.
• Street Food Gourmet

  Cook the Bum's Special.

• Garden Variety

  Harvest any homegrown plant.
• Sustainable Farming

  Harvest a sustainable homegrown plant.
• Secret Ingredient

  Accelerate plant growth with guano.
• Liquid Lightning

  Discover the Flash Bourbon recipe.
• Soylent Green

  Discover the Green Goo Vodka recipe.
• Royale Treatment

  Discover the Clown Royale recipe.

• Faster than Light

  Fully upgrade Pigeon Shuriken.
• Extreme Weather

  Fully upgrade Pigeonado.
• Death by a Thousand Cuts

  Fully upgrade Peckers.
• Squatter

  Recruit a Creep in your base.
• Mission Creep

  Acquire resources from a minion sent on a mission.
• BFF

  Hang a tribute for your best friend in your base.

• High Hygiene

  Take a shower.
• Lockpicking 100

  "Pick" a lock.
• Zap!

  One-shot a Bug Shaman with an electrifying projectile.
• Naked Knight

  Destroy the armor of a Bug Knight with an exploding projectile.
• Chilled Pee Soup

  Urinate on your own fridge.
• With the Fishes

  Throw a Bug into the ocean.

• Not in Kansas Anymore

  Catch 10 things in a single Pigeonado.
• Best Part

  Listen to the whole main menu song.
• In Charge of Charge

  Charge the battery.
• TRIANGULATE!

  Place antennas in three different bases.
• How Dare You!

  Attempt to interrupt the villain's monologue.
• You're A-Maze-ing

  Solve the EvilWay maze.

• From Bones to Dust

  Complete the main story.