Here is the full list of all 27 Art is dead achievements.
Death is for losers who don't go to the gym. You never die, you just rest a little.
Speedo loves to dodge your bullets. You should try to aim better.
You wouldn't see an elephant even if it was standing in front of you.
No undead is able to defeat you. You were born as a god killer. (Just in a game, of couse)
You managed to get every achivement possible. Nicely done.
You can stop whenever you want, right?
You managed to commit genocide of already dead people. Well done.
Dou you know... what's the definition of instanity?
It's okay to lose. Just, don't lose so many times.
The best fight tactic is to run away.
You made sure government doesn't hide anything on those torches.
While others break lights, you fix them. There's nothing bad on being scared of darkness.
I'm not disgusted you played so much, but do yourself a favor and go touch some grass <3.
You opened the game for the first time. You're so brave. Keep it up!
You are not supposed to win on survival, but you managed to do it multiple times. Amazing.
You sure know a lot of different languages.
You love your weapons well treated.
You proved that size doesn't matter, no enemy is able to face you with a challenge.
Your skin is the last to receive damage. People call you the Iron man (no related to any known superhero).
One round after another, you beat them all.
HAPPY FEET! WOMBO COMBO! That ain't Falc... THAT AIN'T FALCON! OH, OH! OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! WHERE YOU AT??? WHERE YOU AT??? OH!!! OH MY GOD... WOMBO COMBO!!!
Take the long way, and patch yourself up.
Solve all your problems.
Gods look upon you as their next champion. You made it through the whole battle arena and killed thousand of enemies on the way.
You are not going to listen to an ugly bitchy ghost.
Remember: it's not humiliating if you are getting anything in return. Yeah, tell yourself that...
A known evil is better than an unknown good.