Here is the full list of all 30 Albedo: Eyes from Outer Space achievements. It takes around 3-4 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
I'm a nightwatchman, not a doctor!
Don't cross the streams!
The real crowbar!
All submarines should be yellow...
They go down slowly...
Or stupid?
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems!
Burp!
Damn! I'm a watchman, not a gardener!
if you can dodge a wrench...
So 80's...
The second-dumbest creature in the universe.
I sleep with the fishes.
I carry bricks with me everywhere I go.
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I'm a genius!
With great power, comes great responsibility!
I had no choice... It was me or it!
No, Really, Don't!
I think I could be an NBA All Star!
Easy!
Oops!
I'm lightning!
Barbecue time!
Never tempt fate...
Great Scott!
I'll turn into Ratman!
You don't want to wear a red shirt on landing-party duty
I should check the expiration date first!
My Doctor said I should drink more!