Here is the full list of all 30 Albedo: Eyes from Outer Space achievements. It takes around 3-4 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
I'm a nightwatchman, not a doctor!
Don't cross the streams!
The real crowbar!
All submarines should be yellow...
They go down slowly...
Or stupid?
I carry bricks with me everywhere I go.
Damn! I'm a watchman, not a gardener!
So 80's...
if you can dodge a wrench...
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems!
Burp!
I sleep with the fishes.
The second-dumbest creature in the universe.
I'm a genius!
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I had no choice... It was me or it!
With great power, comes great responsibility!
No, Really, Don't!
Easy!
I think I could be an NBA All Star!
Oops!
Barbecue time!
I'm lightning!
Never tempt fate...
I'll turn into Ratman!
You don't want to wear a red shirt on landing-party duty
I should check the expiration date first!
My Doctor said I should drink more!
Great Scott!