Here is the full list of all 30 Albedo: Eyes from Outer Space achievements. It takes around 3-4 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
I'm a nightwatchman, not a doctor!
Don't cross the streams!
I'm lightning!
The real crowbar!
All submarines should be yellow...
They go down slowly...
Or stupid?
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems!
I sleep with the fishes.
if you can dodge a wrench...
The second-dumbest creature in the universe.
Damn! I'm a watchman, not a gardener!
I carry bricks with me everywhere I go.
So 80's...
Burp!
With great power, comes great responsibility!
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I'm a genius!
I had no choice... It was me or it!
I think I could be an NBA All Star!
No, Really, Don't!
Oops!
Easy!
Barbecue time!
Great Scott!
Never tempt fate...
I should check the expiration date first!
You don't want to wear a red shirt on landing-party duty
My Doctor said I should drink more!
I'll turn into Ratman!