Here is the full list of all 99 Fist Puncher achievements.
Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.
Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.
Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
Complete any level with Preston Endicott.
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
Complete any level with De Capitan.
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
Complete any level with Kid Justice.
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
Complete any level with O'Grady.
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.
Complete any level with Dr. Karate.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.
Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
Complete any level with the Beekeeper.
Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
Collect 100 unique items.
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.
Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
Defeat any level using Zotmeister.
Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.
Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.