Full list of all 123 Surgeon Simulator 2013 achievements.
The base game contains 72 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 51 achievements.
Go about your secretarial duties.
Perform
Successfully use the VHS tape.
Perform a double kidney transplant.
Perform a heart transplant.
Create a Time Lord.
Show the patient your disdain.
Express your appreciation of the metal.
Make a promise with the rib cage.
Calm your patient.
Answer the phone.
Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Perform a brain transplant.
Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Completely remove the rib cage.
Complete all procedures.
Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Replace the heart with something else.
Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Collect all floppy disks.
Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Completely smash up the rib cage.
Give the patient a... scarf.
Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Perform an uber heart transplant.
Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Explode a heart.
Hit Archimedes with a heart.
...and it was going so well.
Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Now where did you leave her number...
Perform a heart transplant in space.
Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Perform a brain transplant in space.
Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
I'm not sure that was worth it...
Take your radio with you.
Reveal your next patient.
Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Perform an eye transplant.
Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Perform a teeth transplant.
Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Perform an eye transplant in space.
Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
Listen to the surgeon rap.
Create a Hammerhead shark.
Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Completely smash up the goggles.
Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Give the patient heterochromia.
Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Complete an alien organ transplant.
Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Heart of a Cow.
Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Wet Willy with little pinky.
Vodka to the eye.
Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.