Surgeon Simulator 2013 achievements
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Surgeon Simulator 2013

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There are 123 Surgeon Simulator 2013 achievements (72 without DLC) worth 4,341

4,421 tracked gamers have this game, 77 have completed it (1.74%)

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Surgeon Simulator 2013 Achievements

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It14

Perform a heart transplant.

Unlocked by 2,360 tracked gamers (53% - TSA Ratio = 1.36)  

Kali Mah!37

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Unlocked by 327 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.67)  

Socialised Medicine!24

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

Unlocked by 793 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.36)  

Nine Nine Nine!22

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Unlocked by 922 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.19)  

Life's Too Short44

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 226 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.43)  

One With The Speed Bumps43

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Unlocked by 245 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 4.25)  

I Think I Got This18

Perform a brain transplant.

Unlocked by 1,371 tracked gamers (31% - TSA Ratio = 1.79)  

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?37

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Unlocked by 330 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.67)  

Sweet Blasphemy41

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Unlocked by 261 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 4.12)  

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?26

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.

Unlocked by 676 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.55)  

Brainstorm43

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Unlocked by 244 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.26)  

Nigel You Bloody Hero47

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Unlocked by 197 tracked gamers (4% - TSA Ratio = 4.74)  

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!17

Perform a double kidney transplant.

Unlocked by 1,468 tracked gamers (33% - TSA Ratio = 1.73)  

Don't In-Test My Patience49

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Unlocked by 184 tracked gamers (4% - TSA Ratio = 4.92)  

Performance Anxiety40

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Unlocked by 283 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 3.95)  

When You Have No Choice But To Operate25

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.

Unlocked by 699 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.51)  

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed53

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Unlocked by 159 tracked gamers (4% - TSA Ratio = 5.28)  

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood44

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Unlocked by 226 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.42)  

Shh I Doctor Now14

Calm your patient.

Unlocked by 2,143 tracked gamers (48% - TSA Ratio = 1.43)  

Flippin' The Bird11

Show the patient your disdain.

Unlocked by 3,394 tracked gamers (76% - TSA Ratio = 1.14)  

Surgery Horns12

Express your appreciation of the metal.

Unlocked by 3,155 tracked gamers (71% - TSA Ratio = 1.18)  

Pinky Swear13

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Unlocked by 2,488 tracked gamers (56% - TSA Ratio = 1.33)  

Surgetricity44

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Unlocked by 235 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.35)  

Performance Enhancer?37

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

Unlocked by 316 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.74)  

I Immediately Regret This Decision26

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

Unlocked by 672 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.56)  

And They Said It Was Impossible!45

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Unlocked by 223 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.45)  

Butter Fingers44

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Unlocked by 232 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.37)  

What Have I Done??24

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Unlocked by 796 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.35)  

Hammer Time35

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.

Unlocked by 365 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.48)  

Mother Hen27

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.

Unlocked by 619 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.67)  

Keyhole Surgery23

Completely remove the rib cage.

Unlocked by 809 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.33)  

Practically Licensed26

Complete all procedures.

Unlocked by 631 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.64)  

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself32

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Unlocked by 438 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.17)  

Best Surgeon In The World59

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Unlocked by 128 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.91)  

Like A Wet Paper Towel27

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

Unlocked by 608 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.69)  

I'm Sure He'll Live40

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Unlocked by 280 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 3.97)  

Like An Animal40

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Unlocked by 279 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 3.99)  

Vworrrp Vworrrp16

Create a Time Lord.

Unlocked by 1,739 tracked gamers (39% - TSA Ratio = 1.59)  

The Beat Of Your Heart29

Replace the heart with something else.

Unlocked by 512 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.93)  

Frikkin' Lasers44

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Unlocked by 226 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.42)  

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News10

Answer the phone.

Unlocked by 4,026 tracked gamers (91% - TSA Ratio = 1.04)  

Nigel The Secretary18

Go about your secretarial duties.

Unlocked by 1,357 tracked gamers (31% - TSA Ratio = 1.80)  

Go For The Optics!29

Perform

Unlocked by 530 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.88)  

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data26

Collect all floppy disks.

Unlocked by 673 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.56)  

Spaaaaaaaaace26

Go where no surgeon has gone before.

Unlocked by 658 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.59)  

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!32

Completely smash up the rib cage.

Unlocked by 437 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.18)  

About As Politically Correct As Fur27

Give the patient a... scarf.

Unlocked by 614 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.68)  

There Is Nothing More To Teach...63

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Unlocked by 113 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 6.27)  

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?12

Successfully use the VHS tape.

Unlocked by 3,079 tracked gamers (69% - TSA Ratio = 1.19)  

Let's Go Practice Medicine22

Perform an uber heart transplant.

Unlocked by 917 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.19)  

That's How I Lost My Medical License54

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 153 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.38)  

Should I Be Awake For This?45

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Unlocked by 219 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.49)  

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!27

Explode a heart.

Unlocked by 617 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.68)  

Archimedes!34

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Unlocked by 379 tracked gamers (9% - TSA Ratio = 3.41)  

It's In! It's In I Tell You!35

...and it was going so well.

Unlocked by 363 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.49)  

Nothing But Skull57

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Unlocked by 136 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.71)  

Let's See That Sick Filth Again51

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Unlocked by 167 tracked gamers (4% - TSA Ratio = 5.14)  

Call Trisha35

Now where did you leave her number...

Unlocked by 358 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.51)  

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed32

Perform a heart transplant in space.

Unlocked by 444 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.15)  

No Time To Admire The View61

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Unlocked by 118 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 6.14)  

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine62

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Unlocked by 118 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 6.16)  

Zero G Kidney36

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Unlocked by 351 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.56)  

Stomach O'Clock63

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Unlocked by 111 tracked gamers (2% - TSA Ratio = 6.33)  

The Surgery Of The Future61

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Unlocked by 122 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 6.06)  

It's Hardly Rocket Science36

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Unlocked by 336 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.62)  

Speedrun Time43

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Unlocked by 244 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.27)  

Precision Instrument Time60

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Unlocked by 124 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.99)  

Enter The Code38

I'm not sure that was worth it...

Unlocked by 315 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.75)  

We're Going On An Adventure!46

Take your radio with you.

Unlocked by 207 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.62)  
Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement38

Continue playing to unlock this achievement. (Secret)

Unlocked by 309 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.79)  

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing48

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Unlocked by 195 tracked gamers (4% - TSA Ratio = 4.77)  

Best Surgeon In The Universe60

Complete all 6 secret transplants.

Unlocked by 126 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.96)  
Add-on: Anniversary Edition Content
Anniversary Edition Content
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672 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 65 have completed it (9.67%)

There are 51 achievements worth 1,765

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Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing20

Perform an eye transplant.

Unlocked by 442 tracked gamers (66% - TSA Ratio = 1.97)  

Blink And You'll Miss It41

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

Unlocked by 103 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 4.09)  

No More Worse Than Shampoo36

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Unlocked by 131 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 3.61)  

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist21

Perform a teeth transplant.

Unlocked by 394 tracked gamers (59% - TSA Ratio = 2.08)  

You May Feel A Light Tapping41

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Unlocked by 104 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 4.08)  

Those Are Some Healthy Gums32

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Unlocked by 166 tracked gamers (25% - TSA Ratio = 3.23)  

Like a hotdog down a hallway.23

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

Unlocked by 334 tracked gamers (50% - TSA Ratio = 2.26)  

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!40

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 110 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 3.96)  

Don't Even Need A Bucket37

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Unlocked by 128 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 3.67)  

Delivery Coming Through25

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Unlocked by 273 tracked gamers (41% - TSA Ratio = 2.50)  

Right Tools At The Right Time45

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Unlocked by 87 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 4.46)  

Tunnel Vision40

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Unlocked by 109 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 4.00)  

We're Going Bowling!26

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

Unlocked by 256 tracked gamers (38% - TSA Ratio = 2.58)  

The Speed Of A Neuron43

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 92 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 4.34)  

The Brains Of The Operation43

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Unlocked by 94 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 4.29)  

Don't Run With Scalpels27

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Unlocked by 237 tracked gamers (35% - TSA Ratio = 2.68)  

Blinding Speed Surgery45

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 85 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 4.51)  

Won't Even Need Glasses!41

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Unlocked by 106 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 4.06)  

Mobile Dentistry27

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Unlocked by 228 tracked gamers (34% - TSA Ratio = 2.74)  

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum45

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Unlocked by 87 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 4.46)  

Open Really Wide39

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Unlocked by 113 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 3.93)  

Keep Your Eyes On The Road29

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

Unlocked by 211 tracked gamers (31% - TSA Ratio = 2.85)  

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour47

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Unlocked by 78 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 4.71)  

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind45

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Unlocked by 85 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 4.54)  

Brace For Surgery29

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Unlocked by 208 tracked gamers (31% - TSA Ratio = 2.87)  

Not The Time Or Place For Precision46

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Unlocked by 82 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 4.60)  

No Need To Curb Stomp Him42

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Unlocked by 98 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 4.20)  

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me33

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Unlocked by 161 tracked gamers (24% - TSA Ratio = 3.27)  

Eye Of The Space Storm47

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Unlocked by 79 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 4.65)  

Expert Space Stalker46

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Unlocked by 81 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 4.62)  

Orbital Dentist33

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

Unlocked by 154 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 3.34)  

The Tooth Is Out There47

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Unlocked by 78 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 4.68)  

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least44

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Unlocked by 90 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 4.38)  

What A Load Of Bull23

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Unlocked by 334 tracked gamers (50% - TSA Ratio = 2.26)  

I Am A Genius!19

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Unlocked by 467 tracked gamers (69% - TSA Ratio = 1.91)  

Grin And Bear It27

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Unlocked by 239 tracked gamers (36% - TSA Ratio = 2.67)  

The Goggles Do Nothing20

Completely smash up the goggles.

Unlocked by 418 tracked gamers (62% - TSA Ratio = 2.02)  

Lumberjack30

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Unlocked by 187 tracked gamers (28% - TSA Ratio = 3.02)  

Heterochromia21

Give the patient heterochromia.

Unlocked by 379 tracked gamers (56% - TSA Ratio = 2.12)  

You Can't Handle The Tooth!33

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Unlocked by 160 tracked gamers (24% - TSA Ratio = 3.27)  

First Success35

Complete an alien organ transplant.

Unlocked by 138 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 3.53)  

You're Free Now33

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Unlocked by 154 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 3.34)  

Moooooo29

Heart of a Cow.

Unlocked by 199 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 2.94)  

Trumsplant33

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Unlocked by 161 tracked gamers (24% - TSA Ratio = 3.27)  

Little Wet Willy32

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Unlocked by 172 tracked gamers (26% - TSA Ratio = 3.17)  

Pink Eye31

Vodka to the eye.

Unlocked by 185 tracked gamers (28% - TSA Ratio = 3.05)  

Now I Can Reach31

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Unlocked by 184 tracked gamers (27% - TSA Ratio = 3.06)  

Is it Real?24

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

Unlocked by 301 tracked gamers (45% - TSA Ratio = 2.39)  

A New Heart25

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

Unlocked by 280 tracked gamers (42% - TSA Ratio = 2.47)  

A++ is Trumperific45

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

Unlocked by 84 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 4.54)  

A Small Loan From My Father50

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.

Unlocked by 69 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 4.98)