Surgeon Simulator 2013 achievements
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Surgeon Simulator 2013

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There are 123 Surgeon Simulator 2013 achievements (72 without DLC) worth 4,264

4,793 tracked gamers have this game, 88 have completed it (1.84%)

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Surgeon Simulator 2013 Achievements

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It14

Perform a heart transplant.

Unlocked by 2,584 tracked gamers (54% - TSA Ratio = 1.36)  

Kali Mah!37

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Unlocked by 358 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.65)  

Socialised Medicine!23

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

Unlocked by 873 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

Nine Nine Nine!22

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Unlocked by 1,011 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.17)  

Life's Too Short44

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 252 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.36)  

One With The Speed Bumps42

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Unlocked by 271 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 4.20)  

I Think I Got This18

Perform a brain transplant.

Unlocked by 1,506 tracked gamers (31% - TSA Ratio = 1.78)  

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?36

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Unlocked by 365 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.62)  

Sweet Blasphemy41

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Unlocked by 291 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 4.05)  

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?25

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.

Unlocked by 738 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.54)  

Brainstorm42

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Unlocked by 270 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 4.21)  

Nigel You Bloody Hero47

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Unlocked by 220 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.66)  

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!17

Perform a double kidney transplant.

Unlocked by 1,610 tracked gamers (33% - TSA Ratio = 1.72)  

Don't In-Test My Patience48

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Unlocked by 206 tracked gamers (4% - TSA Ratio = 4.82)  

Performance Anxiety39

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Unlocked by 318 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.88)  

When You Have No Choice But To Operate25

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.

Unlocked by 762 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 2.50)  

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed51

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Unlocked by 181 tracked gamers (4% - TSA Ratio = 5.14)  

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood43

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Unlocked by 254 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.34)  

Shh I Doctor Now14

Calm your patient.

Unlocked by 2,340 tracked gamers (49% - TSA Ratio = 1.43)  

Flippin' The Bird11

Show the patient your disdain.

Unlocked by 3,712 tracked gamers (77% - TSA Ratio = 1.13)  

Surgery Horns12

Express your appreciation of the metal.

Unlocked by 3,447 tracked gamers (72% - TSA Ratio = 1.17)  

Pinky Swear13

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Unlocked by 2,709 tracked gamers (56% - TSA Ratio = 1.33)  

Surgetricity43

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Unlocked by 263 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.26)  

Performance Enhancer?37

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

Unlocked by 350 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.70)  

I Immediately Regret This Decision25

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

Unlocked by 742 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.54)  

And They Said It Was Impossible!44

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Unlocked by 246 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.41)  

Butter Fingers43

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Unlocked by 259 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.30)  

What Have I Done??23

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Unlocked by 872 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

Hammer Time34

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.

Unlocked by 407 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.43)  

Mother Hen27

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.

Unlocked by 682 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.65)  

Keyhole Surgery23

Completely remove the rib cage.

Unlocked by 868 tracked gamers (18% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

Practically Licensed26

Complete all procedures.

Unlocked by 693 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.62)  

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself32

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Unlocked by 477 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.16)  

Best Surgeon In The World57

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Unlocked by 149 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.67)  

Like A Wet Paper Towel27

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

Unlocked by 669 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.67)  

I'm Sure He'll Live39

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Unlocked by 311 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 3.92)  

Like An Animal39

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Unlocked by 308 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 3.94)  

Vworrrp Vworrrp16

Create a Time Lord.

Unlocked by 1,897 tracked gamers (39% - TSA Ratio = 1.59)  

The Beat Of Your Heart29

Replace the heart with something else.

Unlocked by 559 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.92)  

Frikkin' Lasers44

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Unlocked by 251 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.36)  

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News10

Answer the phone.

Unlocked by 4,393 tracked gamers (91% - TSA Ratio = 1.04)  

Nigel The Secretary18

Go about your secretarial duties.

Unlocked by 1,495 tracked gamers (31% - TSA Ratio = 1.79)  

Go For The Optics!29

Perform

Unlocked by 575 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 2.88)  

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data26

Collect all floppy disks.

Unlocked by 734 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.55)  

Spaaaaaaaaace26

Go where no surgeon has gone before.

Unlocked by 718 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 2.58)  

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!32

Completely smash up the rib cage.

Unlocked by 481 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.15)  

About As Politically Correct As Fur27

Give the patient a... scarf.

Unlocked by 667 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.68)  

There Is Nothing More To Teach...60

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Unlocked by 131 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 6.04)  

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?12

Successfully use the VHS tape.

Unlocked by 3,370 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 1.19)  

Let's Go Practice Medicine22

Perform an uber heart transplant.

Unlocked by 1,015 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 2.17)  

That's How I Lost My Medical License53

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 173 tracked gamers (4% - TSA Ratio = 5.26)  

Should I Be Awake For This?44

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Unlocked by 244 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.43)  

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!26

Explode a heart.

Unlocked by 687 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 2.64)  

Archimedes!34

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Unlocked by 421 tracked gamers (9% - TSA Ratio = 3.37)  

It's In! It's In I Tell You!35

...and it was going so well.

Unlocked by 400 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.46)  

Nothing But Skull56

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Unlocked by 152 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.61)  

Let's See That Sick Filth Again50

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Unlocked by 189 tracked gamers (4% - TSA Ratio = 5.03)  

Call Trisha35

Now where did you leave her number...

Unlocked by 396 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.47)  

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed31

Perform a heart transplant in space.

Unlocked by 490 tracked gamers (10% - TSA Ratio = 3.12)  

No Time To Admire The View59

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Unlocked by 138 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.89)  

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine60

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Unlocked by 134 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.98)  

Zero G Kidney35

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Unlocked by 386 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.52)  

Stomach O'Clock61

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Unlocked by 127 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 6.14)  

The Surgery Of The Future59

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Unlocked by 136 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.93)  

It's Hardly Rocket Science36

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Unlocked by 371 tracked gamers (8% - TSA Ratio = 3.59)  

Speedrun Time42

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Unlocked by 272 tracked gamers (6% - TSA Ratio = 4.19)  

Precision Instrument Time58

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Unlocked by 141 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.83)  

Enter The Code37

I'm not sure that was worth it...

Unlocked by 348 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.71)  

We're Going On An Adventure!46

Take your radio with you.

Unlocked by 231 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.55)  
Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement38

Continue playing to unlock this achievement. (Secret)

Unlocked by 340 tracked gamers (7% - TSA Ratio = 3.75)  

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing47

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Unlocked by 217 tracked gamers (5% - TSA Ratio = 4.69)  

Best Surgeon In The Universe58

Complete all 6 secret transplants.

Unlocked by 143 tracked gamers (3% - TSA Ratio = 5.78)  
Add-on: Anniversary Edition Content
Anniversary Edition Content
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757 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 75 have completed it (9.91%)

There are 51 achievements worth 1,728

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Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing19

Perform an eye transplant.

Unlocked by 502 tracked gamers (66% - TSA Ratio = 1.94)  

Blink And You'll Miss It40

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

Unlocked by 119 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 3.99)  

No More Worse Than Shampoo36

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Unlocked by 147 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 3.59)  

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist21

Perform a teeth transplant.

Unlocked by 444 tracked gamers (59% - TSA Ratio = 2.07)  

You May Feel A Light Tapping40

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Unlocked by 119 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 3.99)  

Those Are Some Healthy Gums32

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Unlocked by 186 tracked gamers (25% - TSA Ratio = 3.20)  

Like a hotdog down a hallway.22

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

Unlocked by 377 tracked gamers (50% - TSA Ratio = 2.24)  

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!39

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 126 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 3.88)  

Don't Even Need A Bucket36

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Unlocked by 146 tracked gamers (19% - TSA Ratio = 3.62)  

Delivery Coming Through25

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Unlocked by 309 tracked gamers (41% - TSA Ratio = 2.48)  

Right Tools At The Right Time43

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Unlocked by 103 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 4.29)  

Tunnel Vision39

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Unlocked by 123 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 3.93)  

We're Going Bowling!26

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

Unlocked by 287 tracked gamers (38% - TSA Ratio = 2.57)  

The Speed Of A Neuron42

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 107 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 4.21)  

The Brains Of The Operation42

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Unlocked by 107 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 4.21)  

Don't Run With Scalpels27

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Unlocked by 269 tracked gamers (36% - TSA Ratio = 2.65)  

Blinding Speed Surgery44

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Unlocked by 100 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 4.36)  

Won't Even Need Glasses!40

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Unlocked by 121 tracked gamers (16% - TSA Ratio = 3.96)  

Mobile Dentistry27

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Unlocked by 258 tracked gamers (34% - TSA Ratio = 2.71)  

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum43

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Unlocked by 102 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 4.31)  

Open Really Wide38

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Unlocked by 129 tracked gamers (17% - TSA Ratio = 3.83)  

Keep Your Eyes On The Road28

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

Unlocked by 240 tracked gamers (32% - TSA Ratio = 2.81)  

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour45

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Unlocked by 93 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 4.52)  

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind44

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Unlocked by 99 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 4.38)  

Brace For Surgery29

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Unlocked by 234 tracked gamers (31% - TSA Ratio = 2.85)  

Not The Time Or Place For Precision44

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Unlocked by 97 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 4.42)  

No Need To Curb Stomp Him41

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Unlocked by 112 tracked gamers (15% - TSA Ratio = 4.11)  

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me32

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Unlocked by 183 tracked gamers (24% - TSA Ratio = 3.22)  

Eye Of The Space Storm45

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Unlocked by 94 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 4.49)  

Expert Space Stalker45

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Unlocked by 94 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 4.49)  

Orbital Dentist33

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

Unlocked by 176 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 3.28)  

The Tooth Is Out There45

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Unlocked by 93 tracked gamers (12% - TSA Ratio = 4.52)  

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least43

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Unlocked by 105 tracked gamers (14% - TSA Ratio = 4.25)  

What A Load Of Bull23

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Unlocked by 375 tracked gamers (50% - TSA Ratio = 2.25)  

I Am A Genius!19

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Unlocked by 532 tracked gamers (70% - TSA Ratio = 1.89)  

Grin And Bear It27

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Unlocked by 265 tracked gamers (35% - TSA Ratio = 2.67)  

The Goggles Do Nothing20

Completely smash up the goggles.

Unlocked by 473 tracked gamers (62% - TSA Ratio = 2.00)  

Lumberjack30

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Unlocked by 207 tracked gamers (27% - TSA Ratio = 3.03)  

Heterochromia21

Give the patient heterochromia.

Unlocked by 433 tracked gamers (57% - TSA Ratio = 2.09)  

You Can't Handle The Tooth!33

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Unlocked by 178 tracked gamers (24% - TSA Ratio = 3.27)  

First Success35

Complete an alien organ transplant.

Unlocked by 159 tracked gamers (21% - TSA Ratio = 3.45)  

You're Free Now33

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Unlocked by 177 tracked gamers (23% - TSA Ratio = 3.27)  

Moooooo29

Heart of a Cow.

Unlocked by 227 tracked gamers (30% - TSA Ratio = 2.89)  

Trumsplant33

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Unlocked by 179 tracked gamers (24% - TSA Ratio = 3.25)  

Little Wet Willy31

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Unlocked by 196 tracked gamers (26% - TSA Ratio = 3.11)  

Pink Eye30

Vodka to the eye.

Unlocked by 211 tracked gamers (28% - TSA Ratio = 3.00)  

Now I Can Reach30

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Unlocked by 208 tracked gamers (27% - TSA Ratio = 3.02)  

Is it Real?23

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

Unlocked by 345 tracked gamers (46% - TSA Ratio = 2.34)  

A New Heart24

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

Unlocked by 317 tracked gamers (42% - TSA Ratio = 2.44)  

A++ is Trumperific44

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

Unlocked by 100 tracked gamers (13% - TSA Ratio = 4.36)  

A Small Loan From My Father49

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.

Unlocked by 80 tracked gamers (11% - TSA Ratio = 4.87)