Surgeon Simulator 2013 Achievements Full list of all 123 Surgeon Simulator 2013 achievements.The base game contains 72 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 51 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 2,684 72 3.313,329231 (2%) It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know ItPerform a heart transplant. 1 guideKali Mah!Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes. Socialised Medicine!Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood. Nine Nine Nine!Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance. Life's Too ShortPerform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. One With The Speed BumpsPerform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood. I Think I Got ThisPerform a brain transplant. How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute. Sweet BlasphemyPerform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance. BrainstormPerform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds. Nigel You Bloody HeroPerform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood. You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!Perform a double kidney transplant. Don't In-Test My PatiencePerform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds. Performance AnxietyPerform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. When You Have No Choice But To OperatePerform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance. A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On SpeedPerform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes. At Least He Won't Be Peeing BloodPerform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. Shh I Doctor NowCalm your patient. 1 guideFlippin' The BirdShow the patient your disdain. 1 guideSurgery HornsExpress your appreciation of the metal. 1 guidePinky SwearMake a promise with the rib cage. 1 guideSurgetricityComplete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs) 1 guidePerformance Enhancer?Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs) 1 guideI Immediately Regret This DecisionElectrocute and drug yourself at the same time. And They Said It Was Impossible!Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs) 1 guideButter FingersLose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant. What Have I Done??Lose the patient within 15 seconds. Hammer TimeLose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer. Mother HenDon't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance. Keyhole SurgeryCompletely remove the rib cage. Practically LicensedComplete all procedures. I Should Never Have Doubted MyselfGet an A++ rating on a procedure. Best Surgeon In The WorldGet an A++ rating on all procedures. Like A Wet Paper TowelThrow the new heart away in the surgery. I'm Sure He'll LiveComplete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining. Like An AnimalThrow everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery. Vworrrp VworrrpCreate a Time Lord. 1 guideThe Beat Of Your HeartReplace the heart with something else. Frikkin' LasersComplete a procedure using only the surgical laser. Doctor Doctor, Give Me The NewsAnswer the phone. 1 guideNigel The SecretaryGo about your secretarial duties. Go For The Optics!Perform 10 Megabytes Of Raw DataCollect all floppy disks. SpaaaaaaaaaceGo where no surgeon has gone before. Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!Completely smash up the rib cage. 1 guideAbout As Politically Correct As FurGive the patient a... scarf. 1 guideThere Is Nothing More To Teach...Completed every achievement. Now go save lives! Valve Actually Let Us Do This?Successfully use the VHS tape. 1 guideLet's Go Practice MedicinePerform an uber heart transplant. That's How I Lost My Medical LicensePerform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. Should I Be Awake For This?Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood. The Sound Of Progress My Friend!Explode a heart. Archimedes!Hit Archimedes with a heart. It's In! It's In I Tell You!...and it was going so well. Nothing But SkullComplete a brain transplant by throwing it in. Let's See That Sick Filth AgainPerform a 180° spoon flip. Call TrishaNow where did you leave her number... 1 guideIn Space, No One Can Hear You BleedPerform a heart transplant in space. No Time To Admire The ViewPerform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds. Just Enough To Clog The Gravity EnginePerform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. Zero G KidneyPerform a double kidney transplant in space. Stomach O'ClockPerform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes. The Surgery Of The FuturePerform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. It's Hardly Rocket SciencePerform a brain transplant in space. Speedrun TimePerform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute. Precision Instrument TimePerform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood. Enter The CodeI'm not sure that was worth it... We're Going On An Adventure!Take your radio with you. Screw The Prime DirectiveReveal your next patient. I Have No Idea What I'm DoingSmash all canisters within 10 seconds. Best Surgeon In The UniverseComplete all 6 secret transplants. Add-on Anniversary Edition Content 1,899 510 51 4.002,731161 (6%) Eye've No Idea What I'm DoingPerform an eye transplant. Blink And You'll Miss ItPerform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes. No More Worse Than ShampooPerform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. Trust Me, I'm Not A DentistPerform a teeth transplant. You May Feel A Light TappingPerform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes. Those Are Some Healthy GumsPerform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. Like a hotdog down a hallway.Perform a corridor heart transplant. I Can't Work Under These Conditions!Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. Don't Even Need A BucketPerform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood Delivery Coming ThroughPerform a corridor double kidney transplant. Right Tools At The Right TimePerform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Tunnel VisionPerform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood We're Going Bowling!Perform a corridor brain transplant. The Speed Of A NeuronPerform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds. The Brains Of The OperationPerform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood. Don't Run With ScalpelsPerform a corridor eye transplant. Blinding Speed SurgeryPerform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. Won't Even Need Glasses!Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood Mobile DentistryPerform a corridor teeth transplant. Keep Fidgeting To A MinimumPerform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds. Open Really WidePerform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood Keep Your Eyes On The RoadPerform an eye transplant in an ambulance. I Can See For Miles... Per HourPerform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds. 1 guideAt Worst, You're Now ColourblindPerform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood. Brace For SurgeryPerform a teeth transplant in an ambulance. Not The Time Or Place For PrecisionPerform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds. No Need To Curb Stomp HimPerform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. My Eyesight Means A Lot To MePerform an eye transplant in space. Eye Of The Space StormPerform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds. Expert Space StalkerPerform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood. Orbital DentistPerform a teeth transplant in space. The Tooth Is Out TherePerform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes. Maintained Healthy Gums At LeastPerform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood. What A Load Of BullListen to the surgeon rap. 1 guideI Am A Genius!Create a Hammerhead shark. Grin And Bear ItRemove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery. The Goggles Do NothingCompletely smash up the goggles. LumberjackCut out the eyes using the surgical axe. HeterochromiaGive the patient heterochromia. 1 guideYou Can't Handle The Tooth!Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth. 1 guideFirst SuccessComplete an alien organ transplant. You're Free NowSet the Gobbleshaft free. MooooooHeart of a Cow. TrumsplantTower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity. Little Wet WillyWet Willy with little pinky. Pink EyeVodka to the eye. Now I Can ReachPick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers. Is it Real?Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more. A New HeartComplete with either Gold or Stone Heart. A++ is TrumperificGet A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart. A Small Loan From My FatherComplete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.