| Achievement |
TSA |
Flags |
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Spring FreshClean any map adequately |
11 |
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Employee of the MonthGet the Employee of the Month reward for your office |
14 |
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You're Fired!Get fired! |
13 |
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Blood SoakedSpill 100 dirty buckets |
24 |
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Blaze of GloryIncinerate 2000 items |
20 |
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Bloody Hell!Mop up 10,000 splats |
18 |
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Who's for Dinner?Get eaten |
18 |
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Top BrassPick up 800 casings |
26 |
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Taking Out the TrashPick up 1000 pieces of trash |
27 |
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UbermenschSpeedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare |
35 |
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PedestrianTrack over 20,000 footprints |
30 |
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JanicideBlow up a fellow worker |
23 |
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Need a Hand?Receive a total of 100 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic |
33 |
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Bins? Limbs!Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times |
36 |
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First AidRestock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits |
28 |
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The Nose KnowsUse the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours |
30 |
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Chew on This!Throw 100 items into sand traps |
26 |
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DisintegratorFry 500 items with the plasma welder |
37 |
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The Mops Of WrathComplete Athena's Wrath Level |
14 |
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Anti-VirusComplete Caduceus Level |
19 |
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Ice-Cold CleanaComplete Cryogenesis Level |
24 |
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SandblastedComplete Unearthly Excavation Level |
28 |
|
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Pine FreshComplete Hydroponic Hell Level |
24 |
|
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Surgical SweeperComplete Evil Science Level |
21 |
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Deep-Sea Dry-cleaningComplete Paintenance Level |
21 |
|
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Operation BrownwashComplete Waste Disposal Level |
17 |
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RefinedComplete Unrefinery Level |
21 |
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One Mop To Rule Them AllComplete All major Official Levels |
35 |
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Pass The TorchTake a lit flare from a fellow Janitor |
24 |
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Big Banger BurnoutTame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it |
11 |
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Louis and CleanComplete Gravity Drive Level |
26 |
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Clean FreakCleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave |
24 |
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Employee of the YearReceive 12 Employee of the Month awards |
29 |
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Identity TheftSteal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office |
24 |
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Bring the ThunderTake the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on |
33 |
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Master of the BeatsTurn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly in zero-gravity during a Solo game |
32 |
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Plague BearerTransfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something |
32 |
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Head HunterCollect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office |
34 |
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Brushed SteelComplete Revolutionary Robotics Level |
23 |
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BushwhackedComplete Overgrowth Level |
26 |
|
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Bob's LegacyFind Bob |
32 |
|
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"Red Keycard"Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room |
33 |
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Keep It Secret, Keep It SafeFind all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office |
36 |
|
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EggregiousFind all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office |
32 |
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Cold StorageComplete Frostbite Level |
20 |
|
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Biomassive BreakdownComplete Incubation Emergency Level |
29 |
|
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Swept Under The CarpetComplete Uprinsing Level |
25 |
|
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Crystal ClearComplete Core Sample Level |
30 |
|
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Pest ControlComplete Pestilent Penitentiary Level |
28 |
|
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Bleach and ClearComplete Penumbra Level |
33 |
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| DLC: House of Horror |
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Lost in Space and TimeGet consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time |
16 |
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Wicked UnlivingCollect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office |
19 |
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Thursday the 12thCollect the mask and machete and return them to your office |
19 |
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Bad Dreams on Helm StreetCollect the clawed glove and return it to your office |
18 |
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HarroweenCollect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office |
19 |
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The ShimmeringCollect the axe and return it to your office |
18 |
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Never Put It OnCollect the ring and return it to your office |
18 |
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House of HonorClean the entire House of Horror level |
19 |
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Back From Whence It CameDestroy the Bad Banger |
17 |
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Not Quite a LumberjackDestroy 200 items in the woodchipper |
17 |
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| DLC: The Vulcan Affair |
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Audacious OdditiesFind all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office |
21 |
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Lair CareClean the entire Vulcan Affair level |
21 |
|
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Teeth for TunesBring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark |
19 |
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Blood in the WaterGo for a swim with Sharks |
17 |
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We're Gonna Need a Bigger TankFeed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy |
19 |
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Double-Oh DumbassFoolishly activate the Death Ray |
18 |
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Locked InLock another player inside a holding cell where they belong |
21 |
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Death From AboveGet turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon |
20 |
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Cat-astropheUsing an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! |
20 |
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Orbital Bang-bardmentAllow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon |
21 |
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| DLC: Santa's Rampage |
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Cleanliness is GodlinessCompletely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
26 |
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Christmas Crisis CorrectedCompletely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off |
32 |
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Sanitized EarthCompletely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
31 |
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Bloody IncompetentProve your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
28 |
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St. Nick's BoomstickCollect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office |
28 |
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The Red Nose KnowsCollect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office |
28 |
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Rooks KeptCollect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office |
29 |
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Ballistic WeaponryCollect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office |
30 |
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Thunder CandleRequisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT |
22 |
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Head HunterCollect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! |
31 |
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Santa Hats Must Die!Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate |
34 |
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Tower of BabelBuild a stack of 10 stools |
29 |
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The Day the Funk DiedBring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire |
23 |
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| DLC: Shadow Warrior |
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Sanitary SupremacyCompletely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level |
27 |
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Mr. Two Million DollarsCollect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office |
30 |
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