| Achievement |
TSA |
Flags |
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Tell me I Dreamt ItComplete the game’s prologue. |
12 |
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A Small BumpWitness your wife slamming the door. |
10 |
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Any Doctors in the House?Defeat Xenus, the Mabster Lizard. (Secret) |
12 |
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The Night That Changed EverythingSurvive Cubick’s party. (Secret) |
12 |
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Road RunnerSurvive the Keranukk. (Secret) |
12 |
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The EntDefeat the Angry Tree. (Secret) |
12 |
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Medoo UnchainedDefeat the Nachos. (Secret) |
15 |
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A cold turkey is on the loose.Defeat Cubick, the Cokeless Mage. (Secret) |
22 |
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Shiny Sitting DuckKeep the mob from The Puke from killing the shiny creature. (Secret) |
12 |
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The True MiracleDefeat Great Abbess Juth. (Secret) |
22 |
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Honey, the Blender Doesn’t WorkDefeat Mixolikus 3000. (Secret) |
22 |
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Unintentional DivingDefeat Dusty Raddie. (Secret) |
22 |
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KO!Defeat Mr. Neno, Yummi's boss. (Secret) |
22 |
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PolyarmorousObtain one weapon from each category. |
22 |
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Lethal HobbyObtain every weapon in the game. |
22 |
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Casual ConsumerGet totally blasted on any psychotropic substance. |
10 |
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In Your FaceCollect all facegear items. |
22 |
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Baldness MasterCollect all headgear items. |
22 |
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Bittersweet EndingFinish the game (including the post-credits scene). |
22 |
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Trust in AuthorityGet scammed at the Gazhova customs checkpoint. (Secret) |
22 |
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Indiana JoeComplete a dungeon of 20+ rooms with Tick Joe. |
22 |
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Paint and Worm AroundComplete Neil’s map. |
22 |
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Apprentice ZoostrologistDiscover the main worms in Neil’s Wormatorium. |
22 |
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Drink-KingWin every Drunken Tournament minigame in the game. |
22 |
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Olesva, get some tombs readyWin every duel minigame in the game. |
22 |
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BedbreakerSuccessfully complete all the game’s hanky panky minigames. |
22 |
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Underground SnooperComplete all of Joe’s tick mounds. |
22 |
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Gold FeverEarn more than 60 neps in one of Joe’s tick mounds. |
12 |
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Handy MedooRebuild Bobb's bar. (Secret) |
22 |
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The Legend of MedooManage to pull Meh, the Sword of Virtue, from Horma’s “pedestal.” (Secret) |
15 |
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Big Wig IndustrialistSneak into the Flying Bunker with an Industrialist wig. (Secret) |
22 |
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Sharing is caringComplete the Nostalgic Smoker’s mission in Gazhova. (Secret) |
22 |
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Give Him a BreatherComplete Operator Gavichov’s mission in the Gazhova Sewers. (Secret) |
22 |
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Nothing to See HereComplete the Picky Mother’s mission in Petra’s Club. (Secret) |
22 |
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TV BeastStar in a commercial for Neth beer. (Secret) |
22 |
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Parents of the yearComplete the parents-and-egg mission in Pinksburg. (Secret) |
22 |
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The Missing PieceGet a gear for Zoostrologist Alantki. (Secret) |
22 |
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Eye on the WallComplete the Wounded Stalker’s mission at the stalker peaks wall. (Secret) |
22 |
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This Guy Is Lit!Complete the Tumbleweed mission in the Mordisco Desert. (Secret) |
22 |
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Blown NeonDefeat Kripto, the String-puller. (Secret) |
22 |
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Where's Wendy?Talk to all the Wendys in NetherWorld. (Secret) |
22 |
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VisionaryHear a prediction from the Oraculactus after subscribing to their Premium service. (Secret) |
22 |
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Bi-sionaryHear a prediction from the Oraculactus after subscribing to their Premium+ service. (Secret) |
22 |
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Privileged SubscriberHear a prediction from the Oraculactus after subscribing to their Premium Max service. (Secret) |
22 |
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