Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Downloaded the hottest game in town
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
I have no life
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
You cheated... shame on you
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Gone too deep
Meet the maker
Best friends no more
Let him go. Let him go
Better me than you
Best friends forever