Here is the full list of all 10 Nick Beard: The Fedora of Destiny achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements.
"M'lady."
ALWAYS tip your headgear.
"I'm going to post it to twinkiegems.com."
Did you do that on purpose?
The world at your fingertips, cheese under your fingernails.
"How come it's not called Atheistwin's Law?"
"Say goodbye to your precious Karma."
"Downvotes? Really?!?"
"And I must say, that is a really nice fedora!"
DAE?!