Here is the full list of all 10 Epic Loon achievements.
Ruin Joe's favourite vampire movie : "Listen to them. Children of the night. What sweet music they make."
Ruin the best Steffen Spielzerg's movie : "And THAT is Chaos Theory!"
Ruin Joe's favourite Kaiju movie : "We should focus on why it is still alive. That should be our top priority!"
Ruin Joe's favourite Sci-Fi movie : "I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies."
Meow! Meow! Meow! You managed to play a whole battle session with this mode!
Death in tutoria! Good job : - "I don't believe it." - "That is why you fail."
Complete Nosferacula VHS in Hardcore Mode : "They say you are a man of good... taste."
Complete Jurassik Land VHS in Hardcore Mode : "John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists..."
Complete Grojira VHS in Hardcore Mode : "If this keeps up, we'll have to suspend the international shipping routes..."
Complete Alien VHS in Hardcore Mode : "Wait a minute. If we let it in, the ship could be infected..." LOL.