Here is the full list of all 34 Hyperdrive Massacre achievements.
Play one round
Play 10 rounds
Play 50 rounds
Play 100 rounds
Play 500 rounds
Perform 20 kills by deflecting a bullet
Perform 100 kills by deflecting a bullet
Travel a cumulative 500km
Travel a cumulative 3000km
Everyone keep a ridiculously high average speed for the round
Everyone keep a ridiculously low average speed for the round
Win a match without being killed once
Score 50 goals in Soccer
Score 100 goals in Soccer
Score 500 goals in Soccer
Score 5 own goals in Soccer
Score 30 own goals in Soccer
Score 50 points in Pong
Score 100 points in Pong
Score 500 points in Pong
Score 500 points in Death Race
Score 2000 points in Death Race
Score 8000 points in Death Race
Realize 1,000,000 points in Deathmatch
Realize 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch
Realize a whoppin' 50,000,000 points in Deathmatch
Play for 1 hour
Play for 2 hours
Play for 4 hours
Play for 10 hours
Commit 5 suicides
Commit 10 suicides
Commit 25 suicides
Commit 50 suicides