Here is the full list of all 27 Crackin' Smackin achievements.
Start the Game for the first time
Hit 50 players while holding the Meat in Capture the Meat’
Win a Capture the Meat match with everyone else having 0 points.
Hit 100 players with dodgeball rocks
Customize your Character for the first time
Hit 4 players with one use of the Poser’s special ability
Hit 4 players with one use of the Brute’s special ability
Run over 3 holes with one use of the Speedo’s special ability
Hit other players 100 times
Hit other players 250 times
Hit other players 500 times
Win a Free for All Match without losing a life
Win 50 Matches in any Game mode
Win 100 Matches in any Game mode
Win 200 Matches in any Game mode
Destroy 500 Groundtiles
Collect a total of 5000 Points in Capture the Meat
Hit a projectile with your Club and Score a Knockdown with it!
Play a total of 1000 Matches
Get hit by Lightning 100 times
Get hit by Rolling Boulders 100 times
Lose 500 lives
Win a match without attacking a player or destroying ground tiles.
Use special abilities a total of 100 times
Enter a certain cheatcode during a match.