Here is the full list of all 69 Coof Attack achievements.
Hit a Coofer before they begin their ascent.
Make a roll of TP become soggy.
Play in a full team of four.
There's something stuck in there...
There's a Coofer in our midst.
Defeat Captain Hogan on hard or above.
Defeat Site Manager Bob on hard or above.
Defeat Mr. Mayor on hard or above.
Defeat the One with Many Names.
Finish a level using 12 or fewer TP rolls.
Hit 7 Coofers or more in one explosion.
Acquire all Plastic grade Feats or better.
Acquire all Patina grade Feats or better.
Acquire all Damascus grade Feats.
Acquire all Plastic grade Perks or better.
Acquire all Patina grade Perks or better.
Acquire all Damascus grade Perks.
Unlock your first new Feat.
Unlock your first new Perk.
Reach level 30 and sign a pact for more power.
Defeat a lot of Police officers.
Defeat a lot of Orderlies.
Defeat a lot of Ninjas.
Defeat a lot of Firefighters.
Defeat a lot of Lieutenants.
Defeat a lot of S.W.A.T. Officers.
Defeat a lot of Normies.
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Unlock your first new piece of Attire.
Unlock all available Attire.
Unlock your first new Style colour.
Unlock every Style colour.
Earn the Plastic award on every campaign level.
Earn the Patina award on every campaign level.
Earn the Damascus award on every campaign level.
Unlock absolutely everything.
Ignite 8 or more Coofers with one Matchstick.
Sign another pact.
Sign the final pact.
Get a good look at a Coofer.
Earn the Fake Gold award on every campaign level.
Defeat a lot of Hard Hats.
Defeat a lot of Howlers.
Finish the final challenge on Hardcore.
Cause an Orderly to eliminate another Coofer.
In a Campaign stage, lose 4 stashes but survive.
Take out 10 or more Coofers with a Big Dump.
Get 3 or more bounces with the Chain Wipe.
Beat any Campaign Skyscraper stage on Hardcore without struggling or losing any stashes.
Strike a Police Officer with a Camoflaged toilet roll.
Be the MVP in 5 victorious multiplayer matches.
Lose a combo of 100 or more.
Get tossed off the roof.
Get stunned 10 times or more during a Campaign stage and win.
Miss 100 times.
Enjoy the credits.
Share 69 TP with players using the Packmule Perk.
Make the tiniest possible building in custom level mode.
Have no misses at the end of a boss level.
Blink directly into a struggle with a Coofer.
Beat any Campaign stage on Hardcore with no attributes allocated.
Use a Lucky Coin.
Liberate and wear Mr. Mayor's full outfit.
Viciously destroy 14 flower pots.
Carry a total of 35 or more TP in your pocket.
Using the Delivery Service Feat, send out a total of 10 deliveries in a single round.
Using the 5G Feat, affect 10 Coofers at the same time.
Using the Vortex Feat, accumulate a total of 15 TP into it.
Apply both the Matchstick and Outhouse Perks on the same Coofer.