Here is the full list of all 23 Deity Driving achievements.
Greeted the new neighbor
Brought the dog medicine
Chatted with all roadside dwellers
Couldn't wait to submit
Refused to submit
Squatted and skipped school
Let her finish her monologue
No ka$h for you!
What did you expect to find behind this wall?
The wall won
You found the first ending
You found the second ending
You found the third ending
Where is YOUR tea service?
Win, win, win!
Got your ass handed to you
Interrupted everyone on your way
You played with the dog
Opened the map in three different places
Got the map, but opened it only once or not even at all
Touched a stranger's sock without permission
Miss a pin
Finish the game with an IQ below 50