Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Reach level 50.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Win an impossible battle.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Reach level 21.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Win an arena battle.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Crane kick Billy.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Play an episode twice.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Max out your multiplier.
Use the decoder ring.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Win 100 battles.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Defeat Super Computah.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Reach level 11.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Help a student flush his toots.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Try all three charging methods.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Win 10 battles.
Reach level 5.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Retry a fight and win.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.