- Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
- Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
- Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
- Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Belle Of The Ball
Don't drop the soap
- Axes Of Evil
Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
- Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
- Equal Opportunity Eviscerator
Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe
- Mind Your Own Business
Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special
- Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?
Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms
- True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
- Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
- See You Next Fall
- Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
- Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
- El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
- Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
- Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
- Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- I Get A Kick Out Of You
Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
- Kick Up A Fuss
Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- Omlette Au Perroquet
As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
- Man-at-Arms
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms
- Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
- Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
- Have A Nice Trip
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- The One Who Knocks
Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
- Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
- One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla
Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
- Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
- Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
- Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
- Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
- Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
- Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
- My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
- One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
- I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
- I'm Invincible!
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Pitchin' A Tent
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- Elizabeth Cross
- Purple Heart
- Stop That!
- Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
- Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
- Pris De Fer
Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
- Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
- By Odin's Beard!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
- For King And Country!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight
- Laughing Out Loud
- Parisian Harvest
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
- Feel My Shaft Within
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
- French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
- Art Of Defense
Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them
- Assigir's Challenge
Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row
- He Did It To Me!
Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before
- Foot Hand Eye Coordination
Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air
- Taste Of His Own
Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back
- Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
- Robyn Hode
Return 200 chests
- My House!
Stay in a chest zone for 1 minute when team has winning ticket count of 10 or under
- Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
- The Promised Land
Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life
- Was The Sun In Your Eyes?
Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm’s sandstorm
- Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
- Here's Lookin At You Kid
Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm
- Less Is Moorish
Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm
- Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
- Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
- Horsin' Around
Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds
- Triple Crown
Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara
- Ragnarok Is A Pony
Win 10 rounds on Cara
- Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll