- Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
- I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- Elizabeth Cross
- Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
- Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
- Man-at-Arms
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms
- Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
- Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
- Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
- Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
- Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
- Parisian Harvest
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
- Feel My Shaft Within
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
- French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
- Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- Sacre Blur!
Kill an enemy while blinded
- Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
- Retirement Fund
Capture 100 chests as a Gestir
- Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
- Mind Your Own Business
Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special
- Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Equal Opportunity Eviscerator
Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe
- Axes Of Evil
Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
- Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
- One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla
Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
- My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
- Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
- POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
- Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
- Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
- Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
- Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
- Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
- Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
- A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
- A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
- Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
- Ding Dong Death!
Cause an enemy to be crushed by the bell in Gravedanger
- Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
- Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
- The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
- Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
- Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
- The Governator
Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players)
- Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
- Grave Robber
Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players)
- Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
- Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
- From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Pitchin' A Tent
- Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
- Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
- Stop That!
- Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
- Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
- I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
- Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
- I'm Invincible!
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
- Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
- Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- This Is Madness!
- Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
- Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
- I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
- Purple Heart
- Trapped Mouse
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- The Last Supper
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
- Have A Nice Trip
- Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
- Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide